Three young men arrived, I was happy to greet them...
They barley possessed three brain cells between them...
"Whoooooa!" "Holy shit, that rocks!" "Is that real?!"
"Umm... Why hello there, boys. Yes, I assure you your eyes are not deceiving you. What can I do for you three?"
"Well, we heard that some talking head witch chick in a crystal ball could totally grant wishes or some shit. We didn't believe the stories, but then we got super wasted and decided to see if they were true. It was a real bitch trying to find you!"
"Well, nothing worth having comes easy. So... did you have a wish in mind, or..."
"Fuck yeah, lady! We each get a wish, right?"
"Sure."
"Well, we thought about it, and 1) We want tickets to the
Flaming Stains concert, 2) We wanna hang out with the band backstage, and 3) We wanna get LAID like crazy at the concert!
"Hmmm... I think I understand. Very well, enjoy!"
The three of them screamed and sang along in the front row. They actually caught the attention of the band putting on the show.
The trio even got invited to meet the band backstage...
...and just like they had wished, they definitely got laid.
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