Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Secret Technique

                                                                                
Chow Qua was eager to become the greatest warrior of the Sacred Lotus secret dojo. He had trained tirelessly his whole life. He was highly proficient in most martial art styles ranging from the most graceful to the most brutal.
                                
However, there was one man he could never truly defeat. Sensei Miyabaki, progenitor of the rare Shirokenpo martial arts, was the only sensei Chow had not once defeated. After giving it his all in one final bout, Chow's victory against the old master continued to elude him. Chow became extremely frustrated. He called Miyabaki a crazy old man and loudly demanded that he teach him the secret of Shirokenpo. It was then that the wise old master smiled with superiority and began to glow with blue energy. He flashed so brightly that Chow averted his eyes.   
When he looked back at his sensei, he was shocked to see that he was no longer an old man. Miyabaki told Chow the true secret behind his martial arts style: chakra. He told him that chakra was the mystical life force that each person possessed, though very few realize it and even fewer are able to tap into it and utilize it. He informed his dumbfounded student that the true secret of Shirokenpo was transformation through his chakra.

He explained that with focus, experience, and technique he could not only transform himself, but others as well. He told of the time he turned a legendary martial artist into a frog after the martial artist attempted to pick a fight.

Chow could barely believe what he was hearing. He could scarcely imagine the new facets of combat that awaited him. He demanded that Miyabaki teach him how to truly use Shirokenpo no matter how long it would take. Miyabaki thought about this. He was hesitant at first, but when he asked Chow if he was truly willing to learn all of his secrets and he agreed, the old sensei smiled and showed Chow a very special technique...

                                                              One Year Later...
                                                             
"Cow Qua" was just finishing her latest "opponent". She had left her former sensei in a huff after he transformed her into the only kind of student he would be willing to share everything with. Unfortunately, the perversion of a body her lecherous sensei had left her with was no longer suited for fighting in hidden dojos. She now belonged only in brothels.

Monday, June 27, 2016

xXx

      
Special Agent XXX was locked and loaded. He was ready to bust down some doors and kick some ass. He was more than ready for his 50th kill mission... whether he was actually ordered to kill or not.
                                                             
He didn't have time to squabble with his uptight handler, Agent Sharpe. So he cheated on her a few times? She knew what she was signing up for when she got in bed with a badass who had been locked up for too long. He just wanted the info on his target from Agent Uplink so he could be on his way.
                                                                                

His target was Eduardo Ramirez, The Viper, a highly dangerous drug lord that dealt heavily in magical drug trafficking and prostitution. The agency had finally tracked him to one of his compounds, and that is where XXX was to strike without warning.
                             
Wanting to make a "surprise entrance", XXX jumped down to the compound from a helicopter. For him this was actually quite subtle.

As he landed on the balcony, he immediately pulled out his favorite gun, expecting to blow holes through henchmen, when instead, he was immediately zapped by powerful magic. Suddenly, XXX felt very strange. He somehow felt like less of a man...

                                                                    ...a lot less.

XXX was delirious and confused. She was beginning to think that it was not the best idea to undergo this mission alone. Her handler and former lover, Agent Sharpe, would normally have warned her of that, but that was before XXX had cheated on her. Sharpe also neglected to mention that it was a strong possibility that Ramirez was a warlock, and that was most likely the reason that whenever any law enforcement attempted to take him down, the only results were always the sudden disappearances of those attempting to apprehend him, and the subsequent growth of his harem of mindless prostitutes.

As the wicked, smiling Ramirez stepped out to greet the transformed XXX, he welcomed her to his organization. What was left of the hardcore special agent pointed her gun at the criminal warlock in disgust. She was determined to take down one more scumbag before it was too late. However, as The Viper snapped his fingers, magical energy crackled around them as he cast another spell on XXX.
                                                               
XXX's mind was now horny putty as her machine gun was morphed into a pretty purse full of condoms, lube, and a pair of shades which she put on as she giggled. The horny new whore was ready to forget all about her last job and get started on her new one.

Saturday, June 18, 2016

The Coin Part 3

                                                                 
Sarah stared at herself in the mirror. She felt defeated. The magic coin was a game, and she had lost. After using the coin to get her original body back from Julie, she considered just giving up and tossing it back in her grandparents' attic.
                                                                    
The next morning, as Sarah arrived at the studio, she spotted her co-star Sofia arriving as well. As the two actresses greeted each other with a hug, Sarah was smushed against Sofia's massive breasts. As usual, Sofia complained about her absurd figure, while Sarah felt the usual envy as they made their way to their dressing rooms.
                                                                   
It wasn't long before they ran into Ariel. As the three of them spoke about the day ahead, Sarah couldn't help but alternate between staring at Ariel's incredible curves and Sofia's ludicrous endowments. Sarah knew they didn't appreciate their bodies as much as she would. They didn't deserve what they had... but she did.

Suddenly, an idea struck her. She had no idea if it would work, but she knew that this was her opportunity to try it. She pulled the magic coin out and showed it to her curvy co-stars. Sofia and Ariel were mesmerized by the ancient gold coin, and as they examined it and passed it to one another, Sarah focused on what she wanted to take from both of them at one time. Luckily, neither actress turned the coin over in their hands like Felicia Day had done before handing it back to Sarah. The magic, once again, did its work as, without even realizing it, Sofia and Ariel were granted the much more minimized figures that they had always wanted, while Sarah...

                                                     ...gladly picked up their slack.

Monday, June 13, 2016

Crazy Witch

                                                                    
"Ugh! I can't believe him! 'Uh... Blair? ...I think we should take a break...' A BREAK?! It's because I'm a witch! I know it is!"
                                                    
"All I did was cast a spell to give that ungrateful bastard a huge cock one night! He wasn't satisfying me in bed."
                                                             
"We were doing the photoshoot, and everything was going great, but he suddenly stopped and said that we needed to take a break. He disappeared for so long that I went looking for him through the studio."
                         
"There were a lot of photoshoots going on at the same time. There were other models and photographers, and assistants all over the place, but I finally found Andrew, and..."
                                                            
"... he was taking photos of her! That balloon-breasted blonde bimbo, Clara McMillan! HOW DARE HE?! He never said anything about taking any other idiotic model's pictures!"
                                                                     
"Especially not the latest overblown, overgrown pinup of the week that everyone's SOOOO obsessed with!"
                                                                  
"Heh, she probably has to sleep with photographers to get on the cover pages even more than I do!"
                                                        
"Ugh! Can't everyone see she's, like, totally FAT?! Disgusting! I am WAY hotter than that fat-ass!"
             
                "That's it! I'll just use a little magic to make everyone see her for what she really is..."
                                                                    
                                                               "HAHAHAHA!"
"Let's see them photoshop THAT! HA-HA! Andrew better use his wide angle lens! *GASP!* Wh-what if he's sleeping with the slut?! I bet he's cheating on me with that... that..."                                                                   
                                                                     "...COW!"


                                           
"Oh my God, is that Blair Winters? I'm such a fan! I was wondering if I was gonna get to meet her! Okay, Clara... keep it cool. Focus on your poses... and the photographer... wow, I didn't notice how sexy he was! I've never slept with a photographer before, but... I wonder if he's single?"