Thursday, December 31, 2015

Naughty

Santa Claus was running late...

Mrs. Clause was feeling quite frisky and was becoming a major distraction for Ol' St. Nick. His Christmas Wish was to just skip Christmas all together this year and stay warm in bed with his beautiful, full figured, supernaturally slow-aging wife and her massive, egg nog filled breasts, but he knew he had to bring presents to all of the nice children of the world.

As his sleigh soared through the night sky, Santa realized he was making surprisingly good time. He he also couldn't help but notice that Mrs. Claus had left him with some very blue "jingle balls", and this had a strange effect on his gift giving...

Little Annie Madison was waiting for Santa to arrive as her family slept upstairs.                                                                           
Annie was surprised having been in the process of shaking one of her gifts in order to guess what was in the box. She was the first child in a long time to actually spot Santa. Santa told Annie that this meant that he would grant her one Christmas Wish, knowing full well that he would simply wipe her memory of ever meeting him after he granted it. Little Annie was tired of being little. She wished to be all grown up. Santa normally would have dismissed such an absurd wish, but he was in the mood to be a little... naughty.
As Santa warped reality with his Christmas magic, he whisked himself and Annie to a quiet place: backstage at the elementary school Christmas play production that Annie had been in a few nights earlier. Of course, on Christmas Eve, there wasn't a soul at the school. Not a creature was stirring except...                                                           
                                             "OMG, like, HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!"
18-year-old Christmas bimbo Annie Madison cried out in pleasure as she rode Santa like a sleigh. As Santa pumped the formerly little Annie, he magically plumped her breasts bigger and bigger as he liked to see breasts the same way he liked to see Christmas stockings: overstuffed.

Having tired her out, Santa took his busty Christmas Ho back home and tucked her in for the night. He wouldn't have been surprised if he had accidentally left a little elf in her belly, but if he had, she'd have more than enough milk for both the baby and for Santa's cookies. Santa would just have to wait till next year to find out though, because he really needed to get a move on, having lost more time. He ignored the funny looks from his reindeer as he hopped back onto his sleigh and rode off into the night. He had gotten a big thrill out of making a nice child naughty for once, but he still felt he had plenty more "Christmas Jelly" to spare...

Santa made his deliveries as quickly as he could. In his haste, however, he made a mistake or two like giving poor Justin, or...
                                          ... Justina Wilkes the big breasts that his twin sister,
                                          Jessica wanted. He woke up shocked as reality adjusted
                                          itself, reminding him that he was a she. Justina hoped that
                                          she was getting a sturdy new bra and a boyfriend for
                                          Christmas as she fell back asleep.

Santa arrived at the house of the Carlson family. What he did not know was that three of the naughtiest were waiting for him.
Bobby, Robbie, and Marty Carlson had gotten hopped up on sugar so they could stay up and wait for Santa. They made a night of it, playing loudly while their parents and sweet little sister, Cassie, barely managed to sleep upstairs. The boys' parents had long since given up trying to tell them what to do at Christmastime. It was hard enough trying to get them to do any chores, not get in fights, do well in school, and be nice to their sister every other day of the year. The boys had gotten fed up with waiting and scarfed down the milk and cookies that they had planned to lure Santa with so they could attack him and take all of his presents.

The brothers stopped their jabbering when they heard Santa appear in the living room.
                                                     
Marty Carlson immediately grabbed a toy gun that Santa had brought him when he was younger out of the closet and aimed it right at Santa's eye. He demanded that Santa drop his whole bag of presents and leave, or else things would get ugly. However, Marty's rowdy younger brothers were not nearly so civil, as they ran at Santa wildly brandishing a hammer and a pocket knife. Santa was appalled at such naughtiness. He was fed up with these psychotic brats, and if their parents weren't going to do anything about them, then he would.
                                              
Santa stopped the rabid boys and asked the three brothers if they wanted him to make it a White Christmas. Having never seen snow before, the boys excitedly answered "yes". Santa then gave them a wicked smile as he snapped his fingers and filled the room with his Christmas magic, transforming the boys and the room itself.
                                                                                

Santa chuckled "HO, HO, HO!" at the three new Christmas Hoes. He had turned the brothers into very special elves. Though they were scantily clad and buxom with long legs, they were still elves which meant they were compelled to be completely obedient to Santa. Even though deep down inside, the boys that they used to be were screaming and crying, the three lustful elves stood together ready to please.

                                      
And please they did. Santa had them in every way he wanted to. Neither he nor the the naughty elves held back as they passionately gave each other lots...

                                                             
                                                                    ...and lots...
                                           
           
                                                               ...and lots of "Holiday Cheer".                               
Finally, the three naughty elves jingled Santa's bells until he fulfilled his promise and made it a white, gooey Christmas all over them.
                                     
                                
Having fully satisfied Santa, the former little boys hoped that he would change them back and send them whimpering to bed, having taught them a lesson they would never forget, but the jolly old man told them that their work had only just begun.

Being low on time, Santa needed some help delivering the rest of the presents, so after giving each of his new elves a portion of his list, some presents, and a flying reindeer, the four of them split up and delivered the remainder of the gifts in the nick of time. However, many people could swear that they saw buxom beauties (with big nipples erect from riding through the cold on reindeer back) delivering presents in place of Santa Claus. Many teenage boys looked forward to their return next year...

By the time the bimbo elves met back up with Santa, they were so exhausted that they passed out in his sleigh. As they drifted to sleep, they each expected to wake up from this strange Christmas nightmare and open their own presents in the morning. However, they did not wake up in their beds. They woke up to the scent of peppermint and dirty reindeer on the floor in Santa's workshop. To their shock and dismay, they were still pointy-eared walking Christmas wet dreams.
                                             
They were immediately greeted by a less-than-approving Mrs. Claus, whose exposed breasts they were stunned to see were even bigger than theirs. "So you're the new 'Holiday Whores', eh?" She asked rhetorically, nearly rolling her eyes. "Well, my husband may have made you, but I get to name you!" She cheerfully declared to the confused elf bimbos.
                                                                            "You, with the blonde hair, you'll be 'Holly', and you, with the brown hair, you'll will be 'Jolly', and you with the great big ornaments, you'll be... 'Chestnuts'!" She decreed, laughing with sick satisfaction. The terrified, humiliated elf girls were on the brink of tears as Mrs. Claus showed them around, and showed them off to hundreds of hooting, cat calling, horny little elves. Mrs. Claus explained that the North Pole was their home now, and that their jobs would be to keep their fellow elves' morale up during the winter, and keeping them entertained for the rest of the year by servicing any and all of them however they wanted. Their minds were not ready to admit that they were up to this daunting task. Their new bodies, on the other hand, were more than ready as juices began dripping down from between their legs.

When the Carlsons woke up Christmas morning they were truly happy. They had no memory of the foul, naughty little boys that they once lived under the same roof with. The boys, well... girls had found a new home where their naughtiness would be put to good use, and being elves, they were going to live very, very long lives.
                                                                              
                                            Long lives filled with year-round Christmas sex.

                                                                    THE END
                                   

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Lost Legends: Vanicles

                                                     
           The mighty Vanicles was one of the strongest legendary warriors in Ancient Greece.
                                                              
            He pounded any foe, man or monster, into submission with his god-like strength.
                                                 
 But he was not always mighty. Before he became a feared warrior, he was a sickly coward. He thought that he would always be laughed at and ignored until one day he found a strange golden apple outside of the Forbidden Forest.
                                            
After he ate the apple he felt nearly endless strength and confidence well up inside of him as the magic of the golden apple swelled his muscles... and his head.

In his adventures, Vanicles noticed that there were other legendary heroes besides him, and felt that they were stealing his glory, so he decided to travel into the Forbidden Forest in search of another golden apple that would make him even more powerful.

As Vanicles traveled deeper and deeper into the Forbidden Forest, he found himself getting lost, but he was not going to give up on finding a golden apple. He also found many strange creatures with strange forms.
The creatures all had bloated feminine bodies, and they were incredibly aroused, as well as arousing. They frolicked and played with each other as they begged Vanicles to join them. Despite the task at hand, Vanicles put up little resistance as he made love to the well endowed creatures.

As he left the bevy of beastly beauties, Vanicles felt woozy. He had partaken in the strange elixirs the creatures were drinking. It made him feel more drunk than he'd ever felt before. Therefore, he thought he had to have been hallucinating when he laid eyes on what he could only describe as a goddess suddenly standing before him.
"Ah, the mighty Vanicles I presume? You have journeyed far... too far into my Forbidden Forest. You were already lucky enough to get your hands on a golden apple and now you want more? I, Titaemus the Goddess of Desire, will punish you for your greed and vanity!" The big breasted goddess declared as she coldly transformed Vanicles.
                                     
No longer feeling mighty after running away from the cackling goddess, Vanicles was too afraid to even think about what she had turned him into. Ignoring the fact that he had never heard of anyone ever returning to their original form after a god or goddess had their way with them, Vanicles pressed forward hoping that the golden apples could restore him to mightiness.

After a long, exhausting search, Vanicles finally found the hidden tree of the golden apples. He was not only eager to regain his former glory, but after searching the magical forest for so long, he was starving. He ate apple after apple, each more delicious than the last, but instead of rising confidence, he found his feminine body filling with incredible lust. However, he found that his lustful thoughts were not of busty females, but of the big, strapping, manly heroes that were once his competition.

As Vanicles sat on a rock and fantasized about being ridden by men, she barely even noticed that the magical fruit she continued to eat continued to swell her body, but not in the way her male self had originally intended...
                                             

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Beached 1.2

Two years later, Carla returned to the fateful beach. She hoped that whoever her daughter's father was, that he was at the beach as well. She still couldn't believe that she was a mother, but if her massive mommy milkbags, and her daughter Tabitha weren't enough to make her believe, all she had to do was turn her head and look at the big, brawny, sunbathing stud a few feet away that she was actively trying to avoid looking at with incredible lust. If she wasn't careful, she worried that she might end up pregnant again.

Monday, November 30, 2015

Beached 1

                                                                          
Carl had slipped and fallen in the water while at the beach. Since his body had considerable cushioning, it was a lot less hurt than his pride, but none of that mattered as he saw three hotties approaching. The girls laughed as the fallen, fat Carl tried his best to entice them, but to no avail.

Unfortunately for Carl, he was too busy flirting to notice the rainbow colored Magic-Flow washing up to the beach. By the time Carl noticed the people around him running out of the water it was too late. Carl could feel himself change as the magical phenomenon washed over him...

Carl felt herself jiggle in strange places as she rushed out of the water. Her new body wobbled as she adjusted to her new balance. She needed to get out of the beach as soon as possible as she noticed that many men were beginning to approach her, and it wasn't to see if she was okay...

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Peter Perry III

Peter had grown tired of her parents trying to hide her away. Even she could tell that they were ashamed of what their brilliant son had become, so wanting to get out of the house, she decided to sneak out one night.
Being under-aged and only having the ID of a high school boy, Peter could only flash a beautiful smile at the bouncer of the nightclub she found herself at, and hope that it worked. However, the bouncer barely even noticed the smile, or anything else besides Peter's massive mounds threatening to burst out of her straining shirt. He immediately let Peter into the club.
Peter was having a great time being a different kind of "bouncer"as she danced to the music. Everyone around her couldn't help but notice that she looked exactly like an overgrown Katy Perry. She danced with guy after guy, drank free drinks, exchanged numbers with men and women, and took lots of pictures and videos. She told everyone the truth about who she was and what happened to her. This fascinated all the people that didn't just want to sleep with her.
Eventually, she had to pee, and in a drunken, more ditsy than usual state of mind, staggered into the Men's room out of habit.
A line then formed behind her followed by very satisfied men walking out of the restroom one by one...

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Sabrina the Teenage Witch... Part 1

                                                          
Sabrina Hallows was never normal. She was always beautiful and talented, but she had always downplayed it to avoid attention because she had a secret. She was tired of trying to be normal. She was a 16-year-old witch, and this morning, she decided she was going to start enjoying it.

As she ate her breakfast at the kitchen table, she couldn't hide her good mood, and her parents couldn't help but notice.
"What are you smiling about, Wicked Witch?" Sabrina's overly endowed mother, Bobbie, lovingly asked, calling Sabrina by one of her nicknames for her.
"Nothing, Boobies!" Sabrina playfully retorted, addressing her mother by one of her nicknames in return. The obscene size of her mother's breasts was not an unusual sight in their household, nor was the sight of her pet rat in a cage on the kitchen table, nor the size of her father's breasts.

                                                           
"Are you laughing at this outfit? What do you think? Is it too revealing?" Asked Sabrina's "other mother", Roberta. Though not a single soul would ever guess it by looking at them, neither of Sabrina's mothers were born females.
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He was popular with the ladies, and feared by everyone that he deemed a loser. No such kid got picked on by Bobby more than Devan Domingos, the reclusive, emotional, weirdo of the school.
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Little did Bobby know, Devan was different from every other little loser that he tormented. Devan had the power to fight back. He had the power to do more than fight back. After all, he was more than just a weak geek... he was a sorcerer.

One day, on his way to the locker room after football practice, Bobby was met with Devan who blew a handful of magical blue powder in his face. This enraged him, but his anger turned to fear as he found that he couldn't help but obey everything Devan commanded.
Per Devan's instructions, Bobby met him back in the locker room in the middle of the night when no one was around. It was then, with a sadistic smile, that Devan pulled out more blue powder and a cheerleader outfit. Not liking the ominous state of things, Bobby was about to try and make a break for the exit, but Devan blew the enslaving dust in his face yet again before he could. Devan then commanded Bobby to take off his clothes and put on the cheerleader outfit. Terrified, Bobby begrudgingly followed Devan's order, having no idea how he was doing what he was doing, or what he had in store for him. Unfortunately, he got his answer to both as Devan spoke a strange language and cast a spell on him. Bobby could feel his body being transformed in a way that seemed like it would have been excruciating if his mind weren't also being altered into a kind of blissful putty.
                                                                  
Devan's laugh of sick satisfaction was contagious, as Bobby barely held on to his sanity. He remembered who he had been a moment ago, but did not care. He found himself only capable of thinking about one thing...                                                                   
Bobby pleasured her master with a passion, trying her best to ignore both the protests of the boy she once was, buried deep inside her mind, and the way her big heavy breasts bounced and jiggled with every little movement she made.
Devan made sure that Bobby's lost masculine side was not the only "manhood" buried deep inside of her. To Devan, each thrust was recompense for every time Bobby had bullied him, while the shapely, insatiable Bobby was lost in orgasmic ecstasy.
Before finishing for a third time, Devan informed his tormentor turned love slave that he only had enough power to perform one more spell, and asked if she wanted him to change her back after he was done with her. As Devan prepared to ejaculate all over her face and chest, Bobby's true self regained control and desperately begged to be returned to normal. Seeing his big, bad high school bully reduced to a pleading big breasted bimbo was enough to tip Devan over the edge. Seconds before cumming, he cast one more spell on Bobby. However, it was not a spell to change her back. Instead, the spell swelled her already huge breasts to a ridiculous size, expanded her butt, changed her into a prostitute, and transported her to a hotel room where a man had just called an escort service.
             
                                                            He was pleasantly surprised.

Devan was elated and satisfied as he cackled and thought about Bobby never being able to play football, get the girls, or make fun of anyone ever again in her current state. Later, back in the hotel room, the john tossed Bobby his money and left her to weep and wipe the cum away. A few moments later, the door was burst open by a bright, blue light of pure power. Bobby shielded her eyes in surprise, expecting to see the malicious Devan, but instead opened her eyes to see another powerful wizard.
                                                                        
Little did the former high school football star know, it was the legendary Wizard Councilman, Robert Hallows. He was suave, debonair, and regal, but he was not happy. Having had her fill of magic (among other things), Bobby trembled in his intimidating, otherworldly presence. As he slowly levitated toward her, it looked like his immediate surroundings rippled as if he were moving through liquid. His voice boomed as he explained that he had found Devan and punished him for the magical laws he had broken. Bobby's heart skipped a beat as Hallows signaled for Devan to come in.

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He was supposed to have taken Devan back to the Wizard Council for judgement, but he had grown privileged in his magical standing and bored with the tedious council, so he decided to punish any magic abusers he could find however he saw fit. Giving Devan a taste of his own medicine, Robert had turned him into plump-lipped, curvy bimbo, and turned his clothes into a bikini that was too small for her enormous assets.
                                            
Devan had become the powerful wizard's slave. A slave who was filled with overwhelming lust for her new master, however, only after she apologized to Bobby was she finally allowed to ravish her magical superior. Her huge breasts and butt bounced as she rushed over to Hallows, eagerly seeking the rest of her "punishment".
                                                                             
                                                   "Please, I'm so sorry! Please change me back! I'll do anything!"
                                                         "Oh, YES! YES! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me! Do me!..."

Devan's true self tried desperately to beg for mercy, but all that came out was dirty talk and cries of passion. As the nubile Bobby watched on from the side, she felt a small bit of satisfaction and justice... but mostly she felt incredibly aroused. As she began to play with herself, Robert took notice, and bid her to join him and Devan.

After hours of passionate sex with the boys turned bimbos, the lecherous wizard magically whisked the three of them away to his secret hidden island.
After a few days of having sex with Robert and being serviced and waited on by Devan, Bobby actually found herself falling in love with with her handsome magical savior. A part of the former jock couldn't believe it, but she was truly happy. She never wanted her lover's paradise to end. But it did.
                                                                              
One day, other members of the Wizard Council appeared and captured Robert, Bobby, and Devan. They were all brought before the entire Wizard Council in the Magic World. After questioning the three of them, and evaluating the situation, the council decreed that they should all be punished. They decided that neither of the boys would be returned to their original forms, and both Robert and Devan would be stripped of their magic. Robert decided that he would accept their ruling under the condition that he be allowed to marry Bobby first. This shocked Bobby, as well as the council, but they agreed and allowed them three days to get married.

After legally changing her name to "Bobbie", magically emancipating from her parents, and happily marrying Robert, Bobby and her husband were brought back before the council. It was then that the Council brought out Devan. Robert was shocked to be informed that he had gotten Devan pregnant which meant their punishments would be made even more severe.

After imprisoning Robert and Bobbie, and sending Devan back to the human world where time goes by faster, they waited until she gave birth before summoning her and the baby back.The council decided to take the baby and give it to a family of their choosing, and transformed Devan into a rat with no intention of ever changing her back. They then decreed that in addition to stripping Robert of his power and exiling him to the human world, they would also permanently transform him into a woman. This was a hard blow to the newlyweds, but they decided not to press the issue as they had a secret that they desperately wanted to hide from the council: Bobbie was also pregnant. Seeing what fate befell Devan, they did not want to take any chances. They figured that after the council was done with them, they would simply let them scurry off into obscurity like they intended Devan the rat to do. However, while the council was doing their work on Robert, Bobbie spotted the young sorcerer turned scared female rat, picked her up, and hid her inside of her cavernous cleavage. Despite their tumultuous relationship, Bobbie couldn't help but pity Devan for having her manhood, her child, and even her humanity taken away forever, so she decided that she would take care of her.

After the council took away Robert's magic, they began changing him into a woman. Transforming into the female version of himself, he could feel himself develop the common physical features most of the women of his family shared. His manly frame became curvaceous and plump as enormous breasts jutted out from his chest and hung heavily, throwing off his balance. Looking down at his new form as his male genitals became a vagina, he noticed his nose slightly elongating into witch-like nose like the one that his mother befittingly had. The more perverted members of the council showed no respect for their former colleague as they leered at the quivering, naked, powerless, jiggling mass of femininity that he had become. They conjured a new outfit that barely covered Robert's womanly flesh and bid her and her wife farewell as they transported them back to the human world once and for all.

Robert asked Bobbie if she would be willing to stay with her, despite the fact that she was no longer the man that she married. Bobbie reassured Robert that she would love her no matter what, and besides, the remnants of the boy she once was still lingered inside of her, and that boy was very much attracted to Robert's new form. However, Bobbie was not the only one in their relationship who retained an interest in women.

Leading up to her due date, Bobbie was surprised to see that her already gigantic breasts were swelling at an alarming rate. She wondered if she should get them reduced if she could, but her wife told her that magically enlarged breasts could not be reduced. Bobbie then gave birth to a beautiful baby girl that they named Sabrina, and they began to take care of their little miracle.

Robert and Bobbie were truly happy together with their baby. They could barely believe such a perfect baby could be born from their strange situation. However, they had an even harder time believing it when the strangeness continued. A little over a year after Sabrina was born, when Bobbie was weening her off of breast milk, Sabrina happened to get particularly hungry one day. Suddenly, Bobbie's massive breasts grew even bigger, destroying her already straining top. Bobbie yelped in surprise as she braced herself against a nearby dresser to keep from toppling over.
This startled Sabrina too, and as she began to cry, Bobbie smiled and talked sweetly to her to try and calm her down. Robert and Bobbie immediately feared the worst, but they continued to raise their smart, sweet, special little girl while keeping an eye out for any further signs of magic.

When Sabrina was about 4, her moms were going through some hard times financially, so while Roberta was working hard to get a law degree, Bobbie, despite the fact that she was a high school dropout, needed to help put food on the table...
                          
                                                      ...the only way that she could.
Roberta begged Bobbie not to become a stripper, but Bobbie insisted, figuring that with her body she could make pretty decent money. Though she was humiliated, she was right. Her magically deformed figure earned her around a thousand dollars a night, but money was not the only thing that  her time as headliner, "Barbie Bazongas", had gotten her.

Carl Davidson was Bobbie's biggest fan. He would come to see her perform almost every night, and once a week, he would pay big to spend private time with her. This private time entitled Carl to a private dance, being able to touch Bobbie, and taking sexy photos with her, but the pervy patron wanted more. Even after Bobbie told him that she used to be a man and that she was married to a woman, he would still beg her to have sex with him. Luckily, having sex with the strippers was against the club's policies, so she had an excuse to turn him down. However, the club was quite loose with that policy when it came to the really big spenders, which Carl was not... until one day, when he won the lottery and became a wealthy man.

Bobbie's boss had begun pressuring her to give in to everything Carl wanted. Bobbie told Roberta that she was going to quit, but to her surprise, her wife proposed an idea. She suggested that if Bobbie had sex with Carl and got her biggest payday yet, they would have just enough money to be comfortable enough for Bobbie to not have to dance anymore. The idea repulsed both of them, and the money issue alone was not enough to convince Bobbie to go through with it, but Roberta explained that there was something much more important that they could possibly get out of the dirty deed. For years Roberta and Bobbie had wanted a second child, but the two of them obviously could no longer make one with each other, nor did they want to try and go through the channels of adoption. Plus, if Bobbie were to be impregnated by a normal man then they would not have to worry about the child growing up to be a wizard or witch.
                                           
So, after swallowing her pride and giving her biggest fan the best night of his life by returning one more time to her very short lived time as a prostitute, the pregnant "Barbie Bazongas" retired. The buxom new lawyer, Roberta Hallows, immediately drew up legal papers for Carl to sign, waiving his parental rights. They were finally living comfortably, though Bobbie found it hard to get comfortable as she continuously grew and the baby began kicking, but she was happy to be pregnant again.
                                                                             
A few months before she turned 5, Sabrina got a beautiful baby brother who her mommies named Alexander. Sabrina doted over her baby brother, and would gush about him all day in kindergarten. However, as the two siblings got older, they began to squabble and pester each other, as siblings do.

When Sabrina was about 8, her mothers' fears were confirmed when she magically granted her pet rat the ability to speak. Her mothers decided to tell her everything before the bitter rat "Devanna" could, and then they told her that she needed to keep her magic a secret, lest the Wizard Council discover her. They initially tried to hide the truth from Alexander, but they found that it was impossible because he was gifted in a different way.
                                                    
He was quite an intelligent child, doing so much better in school than his peers that he was able skip two grades. Unfortunately, this only worsened the sibling rivalry as Sabrina conversely always struggled to focus in school, and was envious of her little brother's accolades, while Alexander, on the other hand, was secretly envious of his sister's ability to use magic. By the time Sabrina was 16 and in the eleventh grade, Alexander was an 12-year-old high school freshman attending her same high school.
                                                                        
Growing up, Sabrina kept her magic under wraps, but her power slowly began to grow as she did, and as a teenager, she had become bored with hiding what made her special. She was ready to have some fun.
"You look great Mom! You'll knock 'em dead! Those funbags will distract the judge, the jury, everybody!" Sabrina joked as she continued to lovingly tease her mother, pointing at her large, barely covered chest. Roberta rolled her eyes in response.

                                              
"Look, I can't help it if these big things are impossible to hide." She complained as she hopelessly adjusted her dress.
"Yeah, it sucks to have to hide your gifts." Sabrina said under her breath. Bobbie deftly hoisted up her own titanic breasts as she stood up to begin the balancing act of walking over to give her wife a kiss.
"Well, boo-hoo. Mine are way bigger. What are you complaining about?" Bobbie said with a warm smile. It was then that Alexander came down the stairs for breakfast while buried in a book. Bobbie had to stop and let him pass or else he would have collided with her motherly mammoths.
"Well, good morning to you too, honey." She said sarcastically as she greeted her son.
"Good morning." He listlessly replied, oblivious to the near collision.
"Yeah, use your eyes, Four-Eyes." Sabrina teased.
"Okay, enough. What have we said about being rude you two?" Roberta chided. The siblings rolled their eyes in response. The two wives' enormous chests pressed against each other as they lovingly embraced for a kiss.
"You know, I've been thinking... I could make your boobs smaller if you want, Mom." Sabrina said, trying to hide her not-so-subtle attempt at manipulation.
"Oh no, if I have to carry these monsters that she loves so much around, she can live with her own juggs just fine." Bobbie playfully replied as she held up her gigantic breasts for emphasis.
"Yeah, and nice try young lady, but no magic, right?" Roberta replied. Sabrina groaned.
"I'm old enough to experiment with my magic! I know to be careful!" She protested.
"Ha! Yeah right! I've seen the stuff that you've blown up." Alexander interrupted.
"Yeah, well maybe you'll be next..." Sabrina warned in response.
"That's enough! Now you know very well that I do not want to see you doing any spells or experimenting with any magic. We don't need anyone catching on to the fact that you're a witch." Roberta reminded her frustrated daughter. It was then that the caged talking rat decided to chime in.
          
"Don't listen to her, Sabrina. We're not even on the Wizard Council's radar anymore. They don't even know you exist!" Devanna said in a squeaky voice. Roberta huffed in frustration as she picked up Devanna's cage and held it up to her face.
"Don't you encourage her you dirty little rat! What do you know? I was actually a member of the council, remember?" She asked rhetorically.
"Exactly! Sabrina is the daughter of one of the most powerful wizards there ever was! She needs to be free to explore her vast potential!" Devanna argued.
"The only thing she needs to do is go to school." Roberta replied as she set Devanna's cage back down. "...that and turn you back into a non-speaking rat..." She concluded under her breath.
"Oh yeah, well I may be a rat, but at least I'm not a COW!" Devanna retorted. At that point, Sabrina had gotten the text that she had been waiting for as she finished her breakfast.
"Jesse's here to pick me up, so I'll see you guys later, okay?" She said as she grabbed her bag and got up to leave. As she rushed out, her mothers wished her a good day at school and told her to behave, as usual. As she rushed out the door, she thought about exactly how good her day was going to be... especially since she was not planning on behaving...