Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Lemonade Stand

                                                             
Little Chris Studford wanted some new sneakers, but the ones he wanted were expensive, so his mother told him that if he wanted them he would have to chip in some of the money. Chris decided to open a lemonade stand to help him pick up the required funds. Business was a lot slower than he would've hoped, so he would slowly raise the price each time he actually got a customer. By the time cute little Darcy and Marcy happily approached his stand Chris demanded $10.00 a cup.
                                                                      
The twin 7-year-olds protested Chris' outrageous prices as they didn't have that much money, but he just blustered and bullied the little girls into giving him all the money they had, which was a total of $6.45 between the two of them. The girl's ran off in tears, and Chris counted up all the money he had made with his lemonade stand, which was about twenty dollars. He figured five more dollars and he would've had enough to pitch in half for his new sneakers. After twenty more minutes of no customers, someone finally arrived at his stand.
Chris' heart began to race at the ravishing sight of the most beautiful girl in the neighborhood, Missy Wagner.
"So, Chris, I heard your the one who made my little sisters cry. A big boy taking little girls' money?" She asked. Chris was kicking himself. He'd forgotten that those two little brats were "Hottie Missy's" little sisters.
"The-they j-just bought some of m-my lemonade... That's all." Chris nervously stammered in response. Missy rolled her eyes, but then a wicked smile appeared on her gorgeous face. Chris went from nervous to scared as Missy looked straight at him with piercing eyes.
"I understand. You want to make a little cash, but not enough people are buying. Well let me tell you a little secret Chris..." She said wickedly as she leaned forward to whisper into Chris' ear. "...I'm totally a witch, and I'm gonna cast a little spell that should help you out." She said just before she winked at the confused Chris. Chris thought Missy was crazy until she pointed at him and golden sparkles streamed out of her finger.
                                                                  
Christy Studford needed new bras. She regularly busted bras, but it was okay because even at 5 cents a cup, she got more than enough business.

I'M BACK

I was tired of looking for the damn leprechaun. I spent two years tracking the leprechaun's movements through rumor, and evidence of its... handiwork. The leprechaun was a mischievous magical creature with the power to grant any wish, but loved to throw in its own twists. I thought I had finally tracked the little beast down in a European city, but it seemed it had yet again evaded me somehow. This was the last straw. I was fed up with searching, and I even told that to the busty little minx I had met the night before.

"Aw, you shouldn't give up. Maybe the leprechaun is closer than you think..."
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 To my astonishment, strange new clothes began to materialize on her voluptuous body.

                                 "I hear you've been looking for me?" She said with a smirk.
"You... you're the leprechaun?!" I asked.
 "Yes... and your pretty good in bed! So I've decided to grant you your wish. You do have a wish don't you?" The Leprechaun asked.
"YES! Yes, I've thought of the perfect wish to make when I found you! I wish to live the rest of my days on a gorgeous, hidden island where I never have to work for anything!" I demanded.
"Ooooh, good wish!" The Leprechaun replied before she snapped her fingers.

                                                                Damn Leprechaun...

Well at least the island is beautiful. And looking the way I do, I don't have to do much to get what I want. Well, since I've got a lot more free time now, I guess I'll get back to writing TG captions...