Enterprising

                                                                 

"Dr. ...Marcus, why... have YOU called ME here? Finally-feel-like-letting-me-EX-plore... your... 'Final Frontier'?"                                                               

"Look, Jim, I mean... Captain. I simply called you down here to Med Bay because I need someone to witness me test my experimental new formula... and everyone else was busy..."
                                                                 

"Oh-is-that-SO-doctor? Well then... what type of formula... is it... and, WHY-ARE-YOU... out-of-your-uniform?"                                    
                                                               

                                          "(Sigh) It's a metabolism adaptation formula."
                                                                  "Uhhhh..." 
"(Sigh) It should theoretically allow the crew members of a long space voyage to access the excess fat that our bodies store away. This will allow crew members to sustain themselves for longer if food rations are low. I'm nearly naked because I've already administered the drug to myself, and I want you to be here to witness any possible obvious side effects."
"Why... yes, of course, of course, doctor... and afterwards, maybe... WE... could... OH MY...!"
                        

                       "What?! Jim, what is it?"           "Um... yes, Dr. Marcus, I... I-think-I-hear-Scotty..."

"What? Wait, I didn't hear anything. Jim, WAIT! Where are you going...?"
                                                                

That's strange. I thought for sure he of all people would appreciate these particular 'side effects'..."

Prom

                                                               

"Dammit! God, I'm so sorry Harold. The doctor said that my boobs probably weren't done growing, but this is ridiculous! I guess this is what happens when the fattest kid in school catches the "Bimbo Virus". My dress is totally ruined. You're my best friend, and we were supposed to be each others dates to the prom, but I can't go in there like THIS!"
"Oh... yeah... Well, that's okay Gerald, I mean... "Gerri", we could just stay in here and... hang out..."

The Farm

                                          

They warned me to stay away from Farmer McNully's farm. They warned me that he was strict and didn't take any guff. Everybody always acted like he was some sort of crazy magic boogeyman that could make people disappear. I didn't care... I couldn't help myself...
                                                                 

      ...his daughters were so FUCKIN' HOT! There was Lula Mae who loved to ride bareback.
                                                                       

          There was Bessie Lou who needed to be milked as much as the cows on the farm.
                                                                         

Then, there was my favorite... Delilah. She also had the build of a heifer... with the lust of a bull. Oddly, despite having three daughters, as far as anyone could tell, Farmer McNully never had a wife.
I was sneaking around the farm looking for the first McNully daughter I could find, when I found a new one I'd never seen before. I was surprised to see that she was Asian. I thought it was kinda funny since the only Asian person that I ever saw around town was this lost business fella who was having car trouble. The girl told me that her name was Jessie Lee McNully, and that she was adopted. I thought that was strange too, since she looked to be in her early twenties like me, but I didn't care since she was coming on to me something powerful, and she had what her adopted sisters had...
                                                                    

 ...in abundance. It was certainly a pleasure to meet the newest McNully girl. That is, until we got a little too loud and her daddy came barging into the room! I was scared shitless and ready to grab my clothes and hightail it out of there, but before I could, Farmer McNully held out his hands and a big white flash of light hit me. I started feeling really funny as I forgot where I was for a minute, and then I passed out.

That was a while ago. Things are a whole hell of a lot different now. No one even tried to look for me. They didn't want Farmer McNully to do something even worse to them. That's probably for the best, because I learned what happened to all the people who had disappeared at McNully's farm over the years. A lot of them ended up as farm animals, but the lucky few like me, my uncle Lou, ol' man Frank Normons, Farmer Willis, and that Asian business fella at least got to stay human. My only question is...
                                                                        

...why does Farmer McNully insist on us calling him "Pa"? Girls don't have sex with their daddies nearly as much as we have to. Oh well, time for another milking...

Magic Ring 2

                                  
"Goddammit! You fucking dancers better get ya shit together! My show has to be fucking PERFECT like ME! People are gonna start seeing me as more than just a BIG ASS on a skinny frame!" Screamed the irritated Iggy Azalea. Her tormented backup dancers were sick of being treated horribly. They were ready to teach the rap diva a lesson.
                                                              

As Iggy took the stage ready to perform in one of the most televised award shows in the world, she was ready to show the everyone that she was more than just a big, juicy butt.
                                                                  

Iggy was giving it her all. She was laying down her rhymes and pumping up the crowd, but wasn't above shaking her moneymaker every once and a while. When her backup dancers came out on stage, one of them secretly handed a ring that she said wardrobe had forgotten to put on Iggy's finger backstage. Iggy was angry, wanting everything to be perfect, but she didn't let it show during the performance. Deciding that someone would be fired later, she put the ring on without thinking.
                                                                     

Iggy suddenly started feeling strange. She didn't notice, but the magic ring she had just put on began to glow as it prepared to transform her live on television.
                                                                      

Iggy felt heavy and off balance, and the audience was confused, but she continued her performance even though she began to feel incredibly aroused. Her mischievous backup dancers smiled as they watched the bloated diva wobble around on stage. Well, Iggy got her wish at least. People would no longer see her as just a big butt on a small frame...

Central Intelligence

                                       
                                            
Special Agent Morris Manfred. Top of my class from kindergarten to Annapolis. Former Heavyweight champion. Head of the CIA's Anti Magic Tactical Unit. I'm the best at what I do.
             
                    
Nothing scares me, but magic is some serious shit. It's dangerous and unpredictable.

                      
Despite what many people think, magic should not be accepted, embraced, or glorified. All uses of magic would be completely illegal and feared if people knew what was good for them.
I had a partner once. He was one of the best undercover agents there ever was. That is until we took down a warlock/witch alliance. He got careless...
                                                               

I think he... she's married to some ball player now. I tried to keep in touch, but all she wanted to do was fuck me. My partner was gone. That's what magic does. It turns people into freaks... and even worse... it makes them like it.
                                                               

That is why my unit hunts down these magical creatures running amok, spreading their disease, slowly misshaping the world to the point where they won't have to hide anymore. I'm what they hide from. I'm the boogeyman.

      Day 1  

We were hot on the trail of a powerful sorceress known as "The Gypsy Queen". If we could take her down, we could take anything down.

   Day 4                                                         

After busting another one of the Gypsy Queen's perverted magic brothels where sick bastards can pay to be turned into whatever they want for a night, we knew that we were closing in on her.
           
     Day 10
We thought we could handle her. She was too damn powerful. She turned most of my team into farm animals.                                                                 

The rest she turned into her new moneymakers. They were all good agents. I had to abandon them. I thought I got away clear at least...
                                                                 

...that is until my dick got away from me. I used to have the biggest balls there were. Then magic took my balls away. I think the bitch cursed me. I rather she'd killed me.

     Day 14                                                              

It was definitely a curse, alright. Incurable and progressive. I didn't want to admit it, but my career was over. I begged the higher ups to give me another crack at the Gypsy Queen, but when my vision started to worsen on top of my losing agents in the field, and getting myself cursed like some ignorant rookie, let's just say I'm lucky that the CIA is gonna provide a new civilian identity for me.

     Day 20
The curse continues to humiliate me. For a while, I kept getting younger... for the most part.
                                                       

My face and biological age finally stopped decreasing at the tender age of 13. My body, on the other hand, is embarrassingly getting more and more womanly. That, combined with my twenty years of service and my forty years on this Earth, barely allowed the Relocation Unit to make my new identity's official age even as old as 17. So not only am I a girl, but now I'm technically a minor! Luckily, they found a rich, eccentric couple that are willing to adopt me named the Marigolds. My new name is gonna be "Mia Marigold".
      
They showed me pictures of their house. It's way better than my place at least. If I'm stuck with this new life, I might as well live it up in the lap of luxury. Maybe I should just look at it as an early retirement.

    Day 23                                                               

My... "parents" are okay, I guess. They've bought me plenty of clothes and some contact lenses. The clothes are a little too girly for my taste, but I guess I gotta get used to being a girl. My curves just keep on growing. Stupid curse. It is so embarrassing. I'm so glad that I don't have to go to school or anything. I don't like the idea of boys drooling all over me... except for one maybe...

    Day 28                                                             

I can't believe it, but mom and dad are apparently friends with Dorian Chase's parents! He's totally famous! We met one night when our families got together at a dinner party. I mean, as a man I never liked his dumb "Vampire Games" movies, but as a "teenage girl", I've found a whole new... appreciation for them.

    Day 37                                                                   

Dorian's a totally cool guy, we hang out like all the time, he's SO HOT! ...Stupid curse is messing with my mind now... Great.

   Day 46                                                                 

Well... Dorian and I are officially dating now. You know what? I'm not ashamed... I'm happy! My boyfriend is handsome, rich, famous, sweet, and good in bed! There, I said it!

   Day 51                                                                        

Wait, what the hell do the stupid paparazzi want with pictures of ME, dammit?! I'm not even hanging out with Dorian right now! Oh, that's it! I'm dumping him before I end up KILLING these clowns in twenty different ways!

   Day 68                                                                   

Well, unfortunately, being the arm candy of one of the hottest young actors in the world and then dumping his ass has turned me into kind of a celebrity in my own right. I've officially become just another silly little bimbo oddity created by magic, famous for my freakish, overgrowing "assets". ...Wonderful.

    Day 80                                                               

God, this stupid curse makes hiding from the paparazzi impossible! I can't even go to the damn beach in peace! When the hell am I gonna stop growing?!

    Day 451
Well, by the time Gypsy Queen's curse was done with me, I was technically 18, which meant I was old enough to start the only career I could have...
                                                                 

I'm now "Mia Mountains" the most successful "barely legal" porn star ever. I'll be accepting the "Hottest Newcummer"Award tonight, and I'll be shooting "Dangerous Curves 4", my twenty-fifth adult film in only my first year of doing porn. I guess I just can't help but be the best at what I do.

Peter Perry VII

The pop diva formerly known as Peter had become quite used to being Katy Perry. She was used to being pampered, and profited on. She was even getting used to her expansive curves.
                                                               

On Independence Day, she was to give a huge national performance. She didn't get nervous anymore, she was just eager to get paid. Not in money though. Her every need was taken care of, she had no need or interest in money. At the end of the night, all she wanted for her efforts was a room full of manly studs.

Best Party EVER!... Part One

It was the best party EVER! It was supposed to be the last big party before everyone went off to college and stuff. It was a party that none of us would ever forget...
                                 
It all started at Ricky's house. His parents weren't gonna be home all night, so there was gonna be A LOT of booze and A LOT of hooking up.
                         
Ricky's creepy older brother Randy brought a lot of this weird magic beer called "Potion". He told us that the stuff would not only get us drunk, but it would also give the chicks who drank it huge boobs and make them horny! None of us believed him at first...
                                               

                                       ...until Nina "Nerdy" Nedry drank some, that is.
Some of the girls ran away when us guys started looking at them like creeps as we grabbed some cups of Potion, but some girls were excited to try some. While Mikey Maynard and Nina started making out, even though they hadn't spoken since 3rd grade, Felicia Garret and her best friend, Callie Ryan, snatched the cup of Potion out of my hand and ran off giggling. Other girls just got right to taking Potion to the chest.
                                                    

Michelle Harris almost got tipped over by her heavy new boobs after she drank some Potion and burped super loud. Her friend, Amanda Gleason, was trying to keep her steady, but she was having trouble keeping herself steady since she was already drunk before she even drank any Potion.
                                                    

Felicia and Callie were in the bathroom checking out Felicia's new boobs in the mirror. Callie was wondering if she should go through with drinking some Potion too... Felicia was wondering if she should drink more.

Bella Roman was NOT gonna be outdone by any other girls. She also wasn't gonna let her giant new boobs ruin her favorite top, so...                                                             

                                                            ...she just took it off.

Nattie Harding was so sick of always being second to Bella...
                                                       

She guzzled down Potion until she could barely remember who Bella was. She was totally ready to become every guy's new favorite by the end of the night, starting with every football player that could get their hands on her.                                                             
Chris "Chugz" Oakley was outdoing himself on the kitchen floor. He was the drunkest one at the party as usual. He was always pretty damn loud and annoying, but now he was like an animal. He was ripping off his clothes and screaming for more booze. That's when Ronny Mendez got a hilarious idea.
"What's that Chugz? You say you want boobs?!" He joked as he poured a whole cup of Potion all over Chugz.We all laughed. We didn't think anything would actually happen since Chugz was a dude, but then he started twisting around like he was in pain. Then we all watched as Chugz started growing long hair, losing body hair and growing FUCKING BOOBS! He started getting more and more girly, and we all started freaking out... especially Chugz who actually sobered up pretty damn quick, got up off the floor, and ran to the back crying. We couldn't believe it... the Potion gave girls huge boobs... and turned guys into fucking GIRLS!

Ricky's sister Lina and some other girls helped Chugz get cleaned up in her room. They dressed Chugz in Lina's stretchiest top since her dirty old boy clothes didn't fit anymore. Chugz never needed a drink more than she did now, but all the girls had in the room was more Potion. She wasn't ready to go back out to the party, plus she figured that the Potion had already done its worst. After she guzzled it, the girls all gasped as her boobs started getting bigger. Chugz was scared and pissed off... and horny all at the same time. She hoped that the Potion would wear off eventually because if it didn't...
                                                                 

                                      ..."Chugz" would have to get used to being "Juggz".