"Goddammit! You fucking dancers better get ya shit together! My show has to be fucking PERFECT like ME! People are gonna start seeing me as more than just a BIG ASS on a skinny frame!" Screamed the irritated Iggy Azalea. Her tormented backup dancers were sick of being treated horribly. They were ready to teach the rap diva a lesson.
As Iggy took the stage ready to perform in one of the most televised award shows in the world, she was ready to show the everyone that she was more than just a big, juicy butt.
Iggy was giving it her all. She was laying down her rhymes and pumping up the crowd, but wasn't above shaking her moneymaker every once and a while. When her backup dancers came out on stage, one of them secretly handed a ring that she said wardrobe had forgotten to put on Iggy's finger backstage. Iggy was angry, wanting everything to be perfect, but she didn't let it show during the performance. Deciding that someone would be fired later, she put the ring on without thinking.
Iggy suddenly started feeling strange. She didn't notice, but the magic ring she had just put on began to glow as it prepared to transform her live on television.
Iggy felt heavy and off balance, and the audience was confused, but she continued her performance even though she began to feel incredibly aroused. Her mischievous backup dancers smiled as they watched the bloated diva wobble around on stage. Well, Iggy got her wish at least. People would no longer see her as just a big butt on a small frame...
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