Sunday, November 20, 2016

Love The One You're With

                                                                              
Harry Winthorpe was spoiled rich. Not because he was hard working, innovative, or the son of a mogul or a celebrity. It was actually because of his girlfriend, Angelica. Angelica was wealthy and successful,...
                                                                             
...but she was not beautiful. Considering that she was once a man, she looked okay though. When a transsexual trucker found a magic lamp and summoned a genie, he had wished to be a woman and to be rich. She saved her final wish for something important down the line. After falling in love with Harry, she felt completely contented. So much so, that she saw fit to bestow her final wish onto him for his birthday without him even knowing. However, when he blew out his candles, nothing happened as usual. He was still the boy toy of an old bag of money. He hoped that getting away from her and celebrating with his friends the next day would cheer him up.
                                                                                 
The next day, Harry picked up Gene, his best friend since childhood, in his sportscar. Gene needed the ride. The chubby former frat boy was down on his luck, but that didn't stop him from partying. The two boisterous bros arrived at the high class, upscale bar to meet up with the rest of their friends. As Harry and Gene began to walk toward the bar, Harry thought back on the wish that he made when he blew out his birthday candles the day before. He had wished for a better girlfriend. A perfect girlfriend. Not just a rich girlfriend, but a thick, curvaceous, drop dead gorgeous, sexy girlfriend that he could actually show off to his buddies... It was then, as he watched his rotund, greasy friend Gene walking in front of him on their way into the bar, that the wish suddenly began to come into effect.
                                                                                 
Right before Harry's shocked, disbelieving eyes, Gene's fat male form magically morphed into a sexy, but still bloated, woman. Harry was speechless as he heard the clicking of Gene's high heels as she walked seductively, straining the tight confines of her tight skirt with her enormous bubble butt.
                                                                                  
Then, in an instant, the exotic beauty began to slim down to perfect size... and shape. Harry looked around frantically, but it seemed that, somehow, no one but him had noticed anything strange.
                                                                                
Even Gene herself continued to walk as if nothing was amiss, while the baffled Harry could only gawk at the overweight slacker turned goddess of bouncing, bountiful curves.
                                                                              
It turns out that after the wish ran its course, Gene was now, and had always been "Gina Cipriatti", the ex-wife of a head honcho mobster, as well as a rap video dancer that parlayed her fame into a highly successful reality show, making her millions in endorsement deals.
                                                                             
In the end, Harry was still just a wealthy woman's boyfriend, and he may have lost his best friend, but at least he got his perfect girlfriend.


Potion 2

                                                                               
"*burp* Ooopsie! Wow, this... *hiccup* ...stuff is REALLY good! *hiccup* It's getting me pretty messed up! I can't even remember how to text my driver! Hee-hee! ...What did you say this drink was, again?... My chest feelz funny..."

"Oh, it's just a special little brew of mine... I'm glad you like it! Oh, and thank you again for coming to my place after the concert, Selena. I'm a huge fan!"

"Yeah, well... you're pretty *hiccup* ...pretty cute, and I'm... *buuuuurrrrp!* ...single, sooooo.... *hiccup* Bezides... I does anything fur my fans... *hiccup*" ; )