Sunday, February 26, 2017

Bubble Bath

                                                                         
"Okay, Donny, you swear that if I take a bath with this Potion Lotion, it'll turn me back into a dude, right?"
                "Of course, Carly! You paid your part of this month's rent with some AWESOME sex, 
                  you totally deserve your cock back."
                        "Grrr... It's 'Carl'."
                                                      "Right. What did I say?"

12 Minutes Later...
                                                                        
                                                             "You are such an asshole..."
"Whoops... Wrong potion I guess. Oh well, at least you won't have a problem making rent now. I hear our favorite strip club is hiring!"

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Wives Club (Bambi)

                                                                                 
Brody "Body" Morton was a buddy of mine. We used to be in a biker gang in Las Vegas called The Lucky Dice.
                                                                            
That was another lifetime for me. My name is-- was Rocky. I was quite the badass and quite the ladies' man.
                                                                        
              One night I just met the wrong girl. She was the daughter of Max Masters.

                                                                     
It wasn't until after I screwed the magician's daughter that I knew just how screwed I was.
                                                       
                                                                                
Massively, massively screwed. He changed my name to "Raquel". I was officially his wife, but I was really his sex slave. I wasn't in control of my body. I was always horny.                         
                                                                       
More and more of my inner manliness went out the window every time he fucked me. There was no escape...
                                                                           
                           ...Or so I thought. One day, this idiot physical trainer took my bait.
                                                                          
Just like I thought, that meant that he would take my place. That meant that I was finally free.
                                                                            
I was stupid to hope that he my ex-husband would change me back into a guy, but not only was that never gonna happen, he just had give me a BIG parting gift. But after inflating me with his magic, he at least gave me some of my old tattoos back. Although, he probably just thought they'd make me look even trashier.

                                                                             
After I left my ex's' house, I tried to get back to my old life the best that I could. I started working at this strip club I used to go to. They were thrilled to hire me.
                                                                                 
I met up with Brody one night. He couldn't believe that it was really me. I guess I couldn't blame him.
                                                                              
After I told him my crazy story, he asked if I was gonna join the gang again. I told him I was too embarrassed to face the boys as I was unless they were up for a gangbang. That's when Brody got up and told me he was gonna do something about my problem. As he left, I was just wishing that he would just stay and fuck me all night.
                                                                       
The next night, I saw a familiar face... and body join us as the newest stripper at the club. It was "Donna", my old trainer with no ring on her finger. This worried me, especially when I couldn't get a hold of Brody. Eventually, I asked Donna what had happened and she told me that a big biker had broken into the house demanding to see Max. She told him that he wasn't home and that she could "entertain" him until he got back.
                                                            
                 It turns out Max Masters had found a new wife: a former biker named "Bambi"...

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Valentine Surprise

                                                                            
"Mmm! You know, Trevor, this Valentine's Day dinner that you prepared has been wonderful. This champagne is delicious! Especially the drops of that 'special ingredient' you added when you thought I wasn't looking. As you can probably tell, I went and poured the rest of the potion into your glass when you went to the bathroom."
                                                                       
"Argh! Dammit, Janey! The WHOLE THING?! This... this is never gonna wear off!... It's PERMANENT! Oooooh... Stop growing!" *moan*

"Oh, well in that case, you'll need a new Valentine come next year... Maybe your friend Nate? He's a boob guy isn't he?" *giggle*