I'M BACK

I was tired of looking for the damn leprechaun. I spent two years tracking the leprechaun's movements through rumor, and evidence of its... handiwork. The leprechaun was a mischievous magical creature with the power to grant any wish, but loved to throw in its own twists. I thought I had finally tracked the little beast down in a European city, but it seemed it had yet again evaded me somehow. This was the last straw. I was fed up with searching, and I even told that to the busty little minx I had met the night before.

"Aw, you shouldn't give up. Maybe the leprechaun is closer than you think..."
                                  
 To my astonishment, strange new clothes began to materialize on her voluptuous body.

                                 "I hear you've been looking for me?" She said with a smirk.
"You... you're the leprechaun?!" I asked.
 "Yes... and your pretty good in bed! So I've decided to grant you your wish. You do have a wish don't you?" The Leprechaun asked.
"YES! Yes, I've thought of the perfect wish to make when I found you! I wish to live the rest of my days on a gorgeous, hidden island where I never have to work for anything!" I demanded.
"Ooooh, good wish!" The Leprechaun replied before she snapped her fingers.

                                                                Damn Leprechaun...

Well at least the island is beautiful. And looking the way I do, I don't have to do much to get what I want. Well, since I've got a lot more free time now, I guess I'll get back to writing TG captions...