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Special Agent XXX was locked and loaded. He was ready to bust down some doors and kick some ass. He was more than ready for his 50th kill mission... whether he was actually ordered to kill or not.
                                                             
He didn't have time to squabble with his uptight handler, Agent Sharpe. So he cheated on her a few times? She knew what she was signing up for when she got in bed with a badass who had been locked up for too long. He just wanted the info on his target from Agent Uplink so he could be on his way.
                                                                                

His target was Eduardo Ramirez, The Viper, a highly dangerous drug lord that dealt heavily in magical drug trafficking and prostitution. The agency had finally tracked him to one of his compounds, and that is where XXX was to strike without warning.
                             
Wanting to make a "surprise entrance", XXX jumped down to the compound from a helicopter. For him this was actually quite subtle.

As he landed on the balcony, he immediately pulled out his favorite gun, expecting to blow holes through henchmen, when instead, he was immediately zapped by powerful magic. Suddenly, XXX felt very strange. He somehow felt like less of a man...

                                                                    ...a lot less.

XXX was delirious and confused. She was beginning to think that it was not the best idea to undergo this mission alone. Her handler and former lover, Agent Sharpe, would normally have warned her of that, but that was before XXX had cheated on her. Sharpe also neglected to mention that it was a strong possibility that Ramirez was a warlock, and that was most likely the reason that whenever any law enforcement attempted to take him down, the only results were always the sudden disappearances of those attempting to apprehend him, and the subsequent growth of his harem of mindless prostitutes.

As the wicked, smiling Ramirez stepped out to greet the transformed XXX, he welcomed her to his organization. What was left of the hardcore special agent pointed her gun at the criminal warlock in disgust. She was determined to take down one more scumbag before it was too late. However, as The Viper snapped his fingers, magical energy crackled around them as he cast another spell on XXX.
                                                               

XXX's mind was now horny putty as her machine gun was morphed into a pretty purse full of condoms, lube, and a pair of shades which she put on as she giggled. The horny new whore was ready to forget all about her last job and get started on her new one.