Thursday, September 28, 2017

Madame Jaselva: Electric Boogaloo

Three young men arrived, I was happy to greet them...
                                                   They barley possessed three brain cells between them...
                                                                    
                             "Whoooooa!"           "Holy shit, that rocks!"            "Is that real?!"
                                                                          
"Umm... Why hello there, boys. Yes, I assure you your eyes are not deceiving you. What can I do for you three?"
                                                                      
"Well, we heard that some talking head witch chick in a crystal ball could totally grant wishes or some shit. We didn't believe the stories, but then we got super wasted and decided to see if they were true. It was a real bitch trying to find you!"
                                                           
            "Well, nothing worth having comes easy. So... did you have a wish in mind, or..."
                                                                              
                                        "Fuck yeah, lady! We each get a wish, right?"            
                                                                         "Sure."
"Well, we thought about it, and 1) We want tickets to the Flaming Stains concert, 2) We wanna hang out with the band backstage, and 3) We wanna get LAID like crazy at the concert!
                                                                          
                                         "Hmmm... I think I understand. Very well, enjoy!"

                                                                         
The three of them screamed and sang along in the front row. They actually caught the attention of the band putting on the show.

The trio even got invited to meet the band backstage...
                                                                          
                                    ...and just like they had wished, they definitely got laid.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

I Wish

                                                                             
                            "HA!, I caught you, fairy! Now you have to grant my wishes!"
                                                                "Okay, okay! Just don't hurt me, human!"
                                                                      
                  "...You are human, right?"
                                            "Of course I'm human! Now, I wish I was hot... and SEXY! I...
                                              I wanna be famous! And rich! I wanna be an actress... I wanna 
                                              look like... like Scarlett Johansson!"
                                                                        
"Um... okay... Anything else? I actually haven't been caught in a long time, you know."
                           "Well... Ooh, I know! I want mega big boobies too.
                             I'll be bigger and better than the real Scarlett! And just
                             to be sure, I want you to find her and get rid of my competition."
 "Aw, man! That's so much work! Now I have to track her down... Fine, let's just do this..."
                                                                      
"Oh my God, this is perfect! Thank you so much, fairy! I even have the sexy voice and everything!"

"Yup. Well, have a nice life. I'm off to go find the real ScarJo."
                                                                    "Wait... don't hurt her or anything."
 "Oh, don't worry. Fairies can't kill anyway."

12 Days Later... 
                        *Flash*                       *Flash*                                *Flash*                 *Flash*
"Scarlett, Scarlett! Over here!                        "Scarlett!"           "Hey Scarlett!"
                                                                    
                  "This is so amazing! I wonder whatever happened to the real Scarlett?"
*Flash*  "Hey Scarlett, over here!"  "Is it true you underwent magical enhancement?"  *Flash*

                                                                        
"God, I'm hideous! I can't let anyone see me like this. Why did that damn fairy do this to me?! No one even believes that I'm ME!"

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Madame Jaselva!

Another game was about to start. In walked a boy with a broken heart...                                                                             
                                                     "Um... Madam Jaselva?"
                                                                          
"Yes, that's me. Why come in, my dear boy, come in. How clever of you for finding me. What can I do for you?"
                                                                         
"I heard that you can make anything happen with your powerful magic. Well, magic is exactly my problem..."
                                                                          
"This is my friend Andrea. She was finally starting to like me as more than a friend and even agreed to go to prom with me. She's always wanted attention, so she finally wore down her parents and talked them into getting her a Magic Makeover."
                                                                         
"Here's my most recent picture of her. She didn't just change on the outside though. She got super stuck up and started hanging out with me less and less, getting more and more distant, until one day she told me that she was gonna go to prom with Tony Porter, the quarterback, instead."
                                                                         
"Ah, young love... Where the most passionate wishes are born from. So, my dear, what is your wish then?"
                                                                          
"Since Andrea wants all the attention, I wanna steal it away from her. I wish everyone's eyes were on me at prom."
                                                                             
                                                 "Very well my dear. Enjoy your wish!"

                                                                             
What he got was not at all what he had in mind, but of course, all in all, his wish was granted just fine. Now as a girl she couldn't help but smile, all eyes would be on her and not because of her style.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Famous Friends

                                                                               
Tom and John were best friends and roommates. They enjoyed playing video games and smoking weed.
                                                                           
                               They also enjoyed drooling over Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.
                                                                                 
                                Tom had a thing for the sexy singer and actress, Selena Gomez.
                                                                              
                                        John preferred the superstar songstress, Taylor Swift.
                                                                           
                                  Tom and John constantly argued about which diva was better.
                           
While Tom argued that Taylor was more talented...
                                                                     
                                              ...John maintained that Selena was hotter with a much better rack.
                                                                            
                    Tom argued that if Taylor had big boobs no one would care about Selena.
                                                                         
                              John retorted that Selena's boobs would always be bigger.  
                                                                             
Little did they know, a wayward Love Fairy was just outside. She listened in on the immature pair.
                                                                             
The fairy could sense that John had been neglecting his girlfriend, Kelly. She could also sense that Tom had broken the hearts of many girls who weren't busty enough.
                                                                               
                                      Thus, she decided to teach the young men a lesson...
                                                                           
Tom and John starting freaking out as they saw their wall pulse with magical light from the outside. Before they could even run, the wall burst and everything went white.

                                                                     
Taylor Swift could still remember being John, but she also remembered being an extremely buxom young diva. The only other person who knew who she really was...
                                                                       
                       ...was her best friend Selena Gomez, formerly known as Tom.
                                                                          
The real Taylor and Selena were now Tom and John, best friends and roommates. They were quite happy with their lives and girlfriends.
                                              
As if being thrust into the lives of their celebrity crushes wasn't enough, Tom and John had another bit of magical punishment to deal with.
                                                                             
                              Their already massive breasts continued to grow over time.
                                                                                   
The pair had even gotten to a point where they rivaled over who was biggest, both in the bust and in the media. Eventually, it appeared that whenever Jon's breasts would grow, so would her fame, but then...

                   
                                               ...the same would happen to Tom.
                                                                          
                Eventually, the growth stopped. In the end, the rivals' busts and fame evened out.
                                                                           
                                   They were even considering becoming friends again.