Beached 8

                                                                              

"What the hell! You said that if I got back in the Magic Flow after a few days I'd change back into a dude!"                                                      "And you fell for it! So... how about that date now?"

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Naughty 3

                                                                           

Rudy couldn't help himself. He was anxious to see what he had gotten for Christmas. As he came down the stairs, Santa just happened to be going back up the chimney. Unfortunately, Rudy had been too noisy and had alerted his father. As Rudy's dad made his way down the stairs, Rudy desperately wished that his dad wouldn't be mad at him. Santa just so happened to sense that wish and granted it in his own...
                                                                      

...special way. "Ruby" greeted her father warmly. Her father had many questions... but those questions suddenly seemed unimportant. The two of them had a VERY Merry Christmas.

Popular Girl

                                                                             

Dan was a portly, brainy, and friendly... but he wasn't popular. At least not as popular as he wanted to be. As he sat in the lunchroom, he was gawking at the object of his affection as usual.
                                                                      

Candace Copeland. The hottest girl in school. The school didn't even have a dress code, she just liked to where sexy outfits like the "naughty schoolgirl" to get the boys revved up. The busty blonde craved attention and she got it. Especially from Dan.
                                                                             

Missy Lamden often overheard Dan's desperate desires to become popular and to be with Candace. Missy knew that Dan had so much potential to be a good person, but was disappointed that he was so shallow. She decided to use one of the magic spells she had learned in Latin Class and let Dan experience firsthand the real reason why Candace was so popular...

                                                                        

Missy's spell was quite a shock for Dan, but she quickly acclimated to being "Dana". Thanks to her large "assets", her popularity vastly increased, but she no longer found herself interested in Candace. She was much more interested in the quarterback, Trey Trenton. Rumor was he was going to ask her to Homecoming.

The Kardashian Virus

           "Emilia!"      "Emilia, over here!"     "Ms. Clarke!"                                                           

"Hey Emilia!"              "Ms. Clarke!"       "Yes."
                 "Emilia!"        "You look lovely tonight, and you're very brave 
                                          to come out about your recent affliction."
                                                 "Well, I haven't got much of a choice do I?"

"I suppose not. Um... are you aware that scientists have discovered that the Kardashian Virus has a second stage?"
                                                                 

                                                     "What are you talking about?"

Madame Jaselva: Electric Boogaloo

Three young men arrived, I was happy to greet them...
                                                   They barley possessed three brain cells between them...
                                                                    

                             "Whoooooa!"           "Holy shit, that rocks!"            "Is that real?!"
                                                                          

"Umm... Why hello there, boys. Yes, I assure you your eyes are not deceiving you. What can I do for you three?"
                                                                      

"Well, we heard that some talking head witch chick in a crystal ball could totally grant wishes or some shit. We didn't believe the stories, but then we got super wasted and decided to see if they were true. It was a real bitch trying to find you!"
                                                           

            "Well, nothing worth having comes easy. So... did you have a wish in mind, or..."
                                                                              

                                        "Fuck yeah, lady! We each get a wish, right?"            
                                                                         "Sure."
"Well, we thought about it, and 1) We want tickets to the Flaming Stains concert, 2) We wanna hang out with the band backstage, and 3) We wanna get LAID like crazy at the concert!
                                                                          

                                         "Hmmm... I think I understand. Very well, enjoy!"

                                                                         

The three of them screamed and sang along in the front row. They actually caught the attention of the band putting on the show.

The trio even got invited to meet the band backstage...
                                                                          

                                    ...and just like they had wished, they definitely got laid.

I Wish

                                                                             

                            "HA!, I caught you, fairy! Now you have to grant my wishes!"
                                                                "Okay, okay! Just don't hurt me, human!"
                                                                      

                  "...You are human, right?"
                                            "Of course I'm human! Now, I wish I was hot... and SEXY! I...
                                              I wanna be famous! And rich! I wanna be an actress... I wanna 
                                              look like... like Scarlett Johansson!"
                                                                        

"Um... okay... Anything else? I actually haven't been caught in a long time, you know."
                           "Well... Ooh, I know! I want mega big boobies too.
                             I'll be bigger and better than the real Scarlett! And just
                             to be sure, I want you to find her and get rid of my competition."
 "Aw, man! That's so much work! Now I have to track her down... Fine, let's just do this..."
                                                                      

"Oh my God, this is perfect! Thank you so much, fairy! I even have the sexy voice and everything!"

"Yup. Well, have a nice life. I'm off to go find the real ScarJo."
                                                                    "Wait... don't hurt her or anything."
 "Oh, don't worry. Fairies can't kill anyway."

12 Days Later... 
                        *Flash*                       *Flash*                                *Flash*                 *Flash*
"Scarlett, Scarlett! Over here!                        "Scarlett!"           "Hey Scarlett!"
                                                                    

                  "This is so amazing! I wonder whatever happened to the real Scarlett?"
*Flash*  "Hey Scarlett, over here!"  "Is it true you underwent magical enhancement?"  *Flash*

                                                                        

"God, I'm hideous! I can't let anyone see me like this. Why did that damn fairy do this to me?! No one even believes that I'm ME!"