Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Wardrobe Malfunction

                                                                              
Sofia Vergara was well known for her role as Gloria on Modern Family, as well as her drop dead beauty and iconic, curvaceous figure. However, what the world did not know was that in an era of people altering their appearances with magic, Sofia was actually the only female celebrity that used magic to hide the true scope of her obscene curves.              
                   
Sofia's style witch was on vacation. Well, not really on vacation. She was actually on the hunt for a certain type of magical herb that would help with Sofia's... condition, but it was taking longer than anticipated. Sofia was forced to risk it and go to the Emmys anyway. Being the actress that she was, she put on a happy facade even as she felt her dress rip in the rear. As she walked off, her fashion team scrambled to get behind her swelling behind in order to cover up the wardrobe malfunction.


                        
The incident was all over entertainment news. There was even parody art and Halloween costumes meant to ridicule Sofia. A week later, Sofia's witch finally returned only to be fired for taking so long. As an apology, the witch enchanted one more dress for Sofia before leaving.
                                
As usual, Sofia was both stunning and funny as she presented an award at the Oscars. She stood on a pedestal and joked that she was the "real award". As the audience laughed and applauded, Sofia was suddenly filled with dread as she could feel her new dress rapidly filling with her.
                                          
The audience collectively gasped as they were suddenly faced with Sofia's true form. It turned out that her disgruntled, magical, former employee neglected to inform her that the dress was only enchanted to stretch to accommodate Sofia's true curves once the withering concealment spell eventually expired completely. Sofia froze, not knowing what to do. And to make things even more awkward, her fellow pompous, prompter-reading, presenter obliviously continued their bit.

2 comments:

  1. Man, the writers of Modern Family are going to have a hell of a time writing episodes now. Not to mention what's happened with Julie and Sarah too

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