Saturday, January 7, 2017
Wives Club (Donna)
I'm Don. I was a personal trainer. I had a pretty impressive clientele, and an impressive physique.
I was also a ladies' man. I know it was wrong, but I would make it a point to have sex with my female clients.
I called it my "special workout". I became highly demanded.
Eventually, I was hired by the mega rich and famous Las Vegas magician, Max Masters. He was the wealthiest client I had ever had, so I didn't want to screw it up...
...That is, until I met his daughter, Clarissa. You see, Mr. Masters didn't just hire me to keep himself in shape, he wanted me to do private sessions with his wife and daughter as well.
...And so I did.
When I made Clarissa swear not to tell anyone about my special workout regiment for her, she immediately agreed, saying that her father would do something horrible to me if he found out. I was secretly amused at the thought of the aging magician trying to attack me.
While Clarissa kept me quite satisfied in our daily sessions, I couldn't help but wonder what her stepmother was like. In the first couple days since her husband had hired me, she had been on a spa retreat, so I hadn't yet met her. Mr. Masters said that I was meant to be a surprise for her when she got back. When she finally did return...
...I was the one who was surprised.
On our very first private session, I tried not to stare...
...I tried not to get a boner...
...but it was inevitable.
I wasn't the only one of us who thought so. It was like she was expecting it.
It was like she needed it. She was incredible.
She was insatiable.
Even I felt bad though. I was already fucking my client's daughter behind his back in his own house every day, and now I would be doing the same with his wife...?
...Or, at least, I thought that I would. If I had known what was in store for me, I would've turned tail and ran on day one.
As soon as I came on Mrs. Masters' titanic tits, I began to feel strange. I felt dizzy, weak, and confused. I passed out naked right there on the couch.
By the time Mr. Masters woke me up, my old life was over. I was shocked to say the least. It turned out that Mr. Masters was not just a stage magician. I found out the hard way that he was an actual wizard with very real magic. It was painfully obvious that he found big breasted women very sexy...
...and for some reason, I couldn't help but find him very sexy.
I learned too late that any man who had sex with Mr. Masters' latest wife would automatically be cursed into becoming his new wife.
Well, that's how I became "Donna Masters". I'm still getting used to being a woman with huge tits, and being a wife and stepmother, but at least I'm rich. My husband's a real jerk though, but he's gone a lot, and I'm always horny, so...
...who knows when I'll meet the next "Mrs. Masters"?...
Friday, January 6, 2017
Xander's Comet
"Look, Reggie, I'm telling you don't do it! When Xander's Comet flew passed Earth 6 years ago, I was a guy. I wished for a cute girl with big boobs, and I BECAME one instead! I came to terms with it, but it wasn't what I wished for. They say that everyone gets just one wish from the comet, and that more often than not, people's wishes get twisted. Don't do it!"
"Oh, please! I know what I'm doing. I'm not going to screw
my wish up like you did. I'll be out of culinary school, and
making the BIG BUCKS after this..."
"I wish I was the next big thing in cooking! I want to be the most popular chef there is!"
6 Months Later...
"Well, if it isn't the big new Cooking Channel star! Come back to visit your humble culinary school beginnings? I didn't know that you would be our special guest instructor today, Reggie."
"Would you SHUT UP!... You know it's 'Regina' now!"
"Oh, right, that's what I meant. Sorry, I was just distracted because I was remembering again how I warned you about that comet. Anyway, how're things? I heard that you were dating another pro basketball player. Or was it another pro football player? Or was it another rapper? It's hard to keep track. You are SO popular these days. It feels like you and I dated in a whole other life now."
(Sigh)
"Wow, was that really...?"
"Yup. I definitely see why her show's called..."
"...'Rump Roast with Regina'."
"Oh, sorry! All this rear end of mine tends to knock things over. Let me get that for you."
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
Running Your Mouth
While playing basketball at the park, Devin and Kevin stopped to gawk at a beautiful jogger.
The busty, bouncing blonde smiled as she passed by the boisterous schlubs. She wasn't prepared for the rude catcalls that assaulted her. She picked up her pace to get away from them as quickly as possible. Little did she know, Kevin and Devin weren't the only ones watching.
The witch who lived in the park had seen this far too many times. She knew just what to do with rude perverts like Devin and Kevin...
A few weeks later, "Davina" and "Kelly" were jogging around the same old park looking for the witch like they did every day. All they could do was hope that she would change them back if they kept pleading with her. Although, as the days went by, they strangely found themselves wanting to change back less and less.
The busty, bouncing blonde smiled as she passed by the boisterous schlubs. She wasn't prepared for the rude catcalls that assaulted her. She picked up her pace to get away from them as quickly as possible. Little did she know, Kevin and Devin weren't the only ones watching.
The witch who lived in the park had seen this far too many times. She knew just what to do with rude perverts like Devin and Kevin...
Tuesday, January 3, 2017
Daddy's Little Angel
Candace was so excited to finally introduce her rich, handsome college boyfriend, Daryl Mattheson, to her family. However, Daryl was not as excited. To him, Candace was just his latest pretty little thing. He was not at all interested in meeting her family, but Candace did anything he wanted her to do. She even dyed her hair blonde for him. Plus, she was helping him pass any classes taught by teachers that didn't take bribes. He didn't want to ruin a good thing.
Little did he know, Candace's father, Charlie, was well aware of everything. He was secretly a retired Angel of Heaven in disguise.
Of course he would use his near omnipotence to inspect the life of anyone who wanted to date his little angel.
As he expected, Daryl was just a spoiled, shallow womanizer.
He prided himself on jumping from girl to girl, which he fully intended to go back to doing once he was done with poor Candace. Charlie wasn't having it. He always wondered why humans held promiscuous men in higher regard than promiscuous women.
While peaking into Daryl's future to see his next conquest after Candace, the busty blonde inspired the perfect punishment for Daryl. Daryl wasn't quite "eternal damnation" worthy, but Charlie instead decided to simply make a slight adjustment to the young man's past, present, and future...
Candace was back home from college, and her father was happy to see that she brought his handiwork with her.
Candace's bubbly, buxom friend introduced herself as "Darla Mattheson". Being the only one who would ever remember "Daryl", Charlie tried not to chuckle.
However, Candace simply interpreted that reaction as her father trying not to say anything about her friend's bulbous bosom. Candace was embarrassed by this.
Darla, on the other hand, didn't mind the attention. The amorous girl even felt a small attraction towards her friend's father. She stammered adorably, rambling about developing at a young age and being used to being "blessed".
Charlie was secretly quite satisfied with erasing the existence of Daryl and his romantic relationship with Candace. Candace, on the other hand, still secretly harbored strong feelings toward the girl that was once her boyfriend... feelings of breast envy and inadequacy.
Monday, January 2, 2017
The Non-Con
"So, you're telling me that you aren't really Mila Kunis?!"
"Nope. I'm really an overweight programmer named Teddy."
"Wow... Well, I can certainly see where your extra weight went, 'Titties'!"
"Yeah... Man, this Gender Non-Conventional Convention is amazing!"
"It sure is! Especially since magic has come on to the scene. You're a shoo in to win the body mod contest! I'm Albert, by the way. Nice to meet you."
Sunday, January 1, 2017
Holiday Weight
New Years Eve
"Dude... you awake?"
"........."
"Well, I guess we're not 'dudes' anymore..."
"Ugh! Go away!"
"Don't be like that, Kyle! Look, this curse is for real. We're girls... and look at the size of your ass!..."
"Oh my God, shut up, Daniel!"
"It's 'Danielle' now. I went through with it... I- ...I fucked Todd..."
"You fucked my brother?!"
"Hey if you hadn't hooked up with my sister, we wouldn't be in this mess!"
"...Well... You know how boring it can be here in the lodge when our families do these joint holiday getaways together! My, parents didn't even let me bring Abby! ...I was horny..."


"Hey, my dad didn't let me bring Heather either! Which is why I suggested we go to the local bar and score some chicks."
"Yeah, and when we got back, your sister zapped us both into chicks for being cheaters!"
"Yeah, well you should've told Emily that you had a girlfriend BEFORE you let her suck your cock."
"Well you should've told me that she was studying magic in college!"
"Oh, also you should've warned me that she was fucking PSYCHO!"
"Umm... Don't look now, but your boobs just grew..."
"Ugh! Just get out! Go tell your sister to change me back!"
"Don't you think I tried that? She said that even if she wanted to change us back, she couldn't. Performing the curse took too much out of her. She'll probably sleep right through New Years! Plus, she's still learning curse magic."
"Well, she deserves a fucking 'A' in THAT class! She turned me into a FREAK! I can't stay like this! What will people say?!"
"Well, that's the thing. After I banged Todd I just became 'Danielle' to
everyone except you and Emily. It's like 'Daniel Mills' never existed..."
"What? But... You mean...? You mean I have to fuck a GUY, or else... I have to live a life of total humiliation?!"
"I think so... and you better do it fast, or I 'm pretty sure your tits and ass will
just keep growing... Don't worry dude, it's not that bad."
"SHUT UP! GOD, this sucks! Where the hell am I even supposed to find a guy to screw anyway?! It's like a blizzard outside!"
"Well, I've been thinking about that... aaaaannnnnd..."
"'Aaaaaannnnnd...' what? Why are you making that face?" "Weeeeelllll..."
"Oh God, no... You don't mean..."
"Well, my dad has been pretty lonely since the divorce..."
"Oh... my... God..."
New Years Day
"Yuck! I can't believe I kissed your friggin' DAD after the ball dropped and then we... we... God, I hope my parents didn't hear us..."
"...Anyway, at least my lady lumps stopped swelling... (Gasp) Oh... my... God..."
"Yeah, Emily caught me trying to find a reversal spell in her school spellbook. Looks like we better get used to being 'Danielle and Kylie'..."
"Dude... you awake?"
"........."
"Well, I guess we're not 'dudes' anymore..."
"Ugh! Go away!"
"Don't be like that, Kyle! Look, this curse is for real. We're girls... and look at the size of your ass!..."
"Oh my God, shut up, Daniel!"
"It's 'Danielle' now. I went through with it... I- ...I fucked Todd..."
"You fucked my brother?!"
"Hey if you hadn't hooked up with my sister, we wouldn't be in this mess!"
"...Well... You know how boring it can be here in the lodge when our families do these joint holiday getaways together! My, parents didn't even let me bring Abby! ...I was horny..."


"Hey, my dad didn't let me bring Heather either! Which is why I suggested we go to the local bar and score some chicks."
"Yeah, and when we got back, your sister zapped us both into chicks for being cheaters!"
"Yeah, well you should've told Emily that you had a girlfriend BEFORE you let her suck your cock."
"Well you should've told me that she was studying magic in college!"
"Oh, also you should've warned me that she was fucking PSYCHO!"
"Umm... Don't look now, but your boobs just grew..."
"Ugh! Just get out! Go tell your sister to change me back!"
"Don't you think I tried that? She said that even if she wanted to change us back, she couldn't. Performing the curse took too much out of her. She'll probably sleep right through New Years! Plus, she's still learning curse magic."
"Well, she deserves a fucking 'A' in THAT class! She turned me into a FREAK! I can't stay like this! What will people say?!"
"Well, that's the thing. After I banged Todd I just became 'Danielle' to
everyone except you and Emily. It's like 'Daniel Mills' never existed..."
"What? But... You mean...? You mean I have to fuck a GUY, or else... I have to live a life of total humiliation?!"
"I think so... and you better do it fast, or I 'm pretty sure your tits and ass will
just keep growing... Don't worry dude, it's not that bad."
"SHUT UP! GOD, this sucks! Where the hell am I even supposed to find a guy to screw anyway?! It's like a blizzard outside!"
"Well, I've been thinking about that... aaaaannnnnd..."
"'Aaaaaannnnnd...' what? Why are you making that face?" "Weeeeelllll..."
"Oh God, no... You don't mean..."
"Well, my dad has been pretty lonely since the divorce..."
"Oh... my... God..."
New Years Day
"Yuck! I can't believe I kissed your friggin' DAD after the ball dropped and then we... we... God, I hope my parents didn't hear us..."
"...Anyway, at least my lady lumps stopped swelling... (Gasp) Oh... my... God..."
"Yeah, Emily caught me trying to find a reversal spell in her school spellbook. Looks like we better get used to being 'Danielle and Kylie'..."
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