The Non-Con

                                                                              

"So, you're telling me that you aren't really Mila Kunis?!"
                                 "Nope. I'm really an overweight programmer named Teddy."
"Wow... Well, I can certainly see where your extra weight went, 'Titties'!"
                                      "Yeah... Man, this Gender Non-Conventional Convention is amazing!"
"It sure is! Especially since magic has come on to the scene. You're a shoo in to win the body mod contest! I'm Albert, by the way. Nice to meet you."