Pink Kryptonite

                                                                                 

Superman had just defeated Brainiac and Metallo with a little help from Wayne Enterprises satellite interference. The battle was large and hard fought, but the Man of Steel managed to reduce the mechanized maniacs to scrap metal once again.
                                                                           

Later, Clark Kent expertly reported it all, as usual. No one quite knew how the bumbling, bashful Daily Bugle reporter wrote such great Superman pieces. Everyone was impressed by him...
                                                                               

...Everyone except the one person he wanted to be impressed by him. When Lois Lane wasn't thinking about her next story, she was secretly thinking about Superman. She tried not to obsess over the muscle bound hero, but he was kind of everywhere.
                                                                               

Especially in Metropolis, when a giant missile was headed for town square. Superman raced to stop the missile, but as soon as he touched it, the tip instantly opened to reveal a large piece of kryptonite. Weakened and in pain, Superman barely managed to hurl the missile into the ocean. Getting his bearings as the kryptonite's effects wore off, he immediately knew who had to be behind the sudden attack...
                                                                           

Billionaire psychotic genius Lex Luthor had a surplus of kryptonite and a well known grudge against Superman. The caped Kryptonian flew to Luthor's penthouse to demand answers. When he got there he couldn't believe what he saw.
                                                                          

Instead of Lex, there was an extremely buxom, nearly naked young woman waiting for Superman. This was surprising, but the strange thing was that despite having a high pitched voice, and addressing Superman as "Sexy", the girl talked just like Luthor, taunting him by asking what took him so long. Confused, Superman used his X-Ray and microscopic vision to see that not only were her enormous assets real, but also, despite a few alterations, the girl's base DNA was the same as Lex's. Superman didn't understand what was going on. He asked if she was a relative of Lex's as she pulled a glowing pink rock out of cavernous cleavage and tossed it to Superman.
                                                                             

Superman caught what he could only assume was some new type of kryptonite, he began feeling very strange. However, it was not the usual pain and discomfort of green kryptonite. He felt an odd tickling sensation all over. The superhero felt completely different as he looked at his reflection in the closest mirror. He immediately screamed and flew away in horror.
                                                                              

Superman and Clark Kent had vanished for two weeks. No one knew where they had gone. No one could reach them.
                                                                            

When Superman's deformed doppelgänger, Bizarro, suddenly began "helping" Metropolis in Superman's absence by throwing elderly walkers across busy streets, putting cats up in trees, and "warming" buildings with his fire breath, people thought that the city was doomed, but fortunately, the citizens prayers for a real hero were answered...
                                                                              

Out of the sky came a new hero. She was a beautiful young lady with the same abilities as Superman, and wore a similar costume. Bizarro was surprised when the small Kryptonian girl made quick work of him, but even a half wit like him understood when she pulled a piece of his weakness, blue kryptonite, out of her belt.
                                                                              

After the new superheroin hurled Bizarro into the sun where he immediately froze in a block of ice, she was crowded by grateful citizens and reporters asking her who she was. Looking somewhat embarrassed by all the attention, she hesitated as she tried to think of a name.
                                                                        

Desperate to come up with something, she thought about the other blonde Kryptonian crime fighter, her cousin Power Girl. She wished that she could just say that she was her, but a couple of big differences would immediately prove that to be an obvious lie.
                                                                                    

The heroin sullenly looked at her reflection in a car window and realized that she would probably never be Superman again. She wiped a tear from her eye, put on the best smile she could, and told the press to call her "Supergirl".
                                                                              

As "Clara Kent", the new ace reporter for the Daily Bugle and Clark Kent's "sister", Supergirl helped the name stick by writing pieces about her own heroic endeavors.
                                                                           

After going to every ally she had from scientific to magical, Supergirl found that no one knew how to change her back. All she could tell them was that it was Luthor's strange pink kryptonite that transformed her.
                                                                              

No one had ever heard of such a thing, not even her cousin Kara. Power Girl told her cousin that they should just force Luthor to reverse the pink kryptonite's effects, but since Clara, as well as many other reporters, had all recently covered "Lexxie Luthor's" new romance with billionaire Ted Kord, she could tell that even Luthor couldn't reverse it's effects. Besides, she secretly feared getting exposed to pink kryptonite again as she was already suffering unwanted mental changes to go with her physical changes.
                                                                         

Clara was still getting used to the way men treated her now. The way they looked at her. They way they talked to her. They they made her feel. Handsome guys made her flustered and awkward.
                                                            

     At night, she would dream about her super friends. The dreams were always quite... intimate.

                                            
                              She felt like a princess when she dreamed about Oliver Queen.
                                                                      

                                          She got wet when she dreamed about Aquaman.
                                                                              

                                       She dreamed about Steel's big, long, hard... hammer.
                                                                               

Clara didn't want to admit to her growing new feelings towards men... or her decreasing feelings toward Lois. Clara was no longer jealous when Steve Lombard flirted with her.
                                                                          

She and Lois had become friends at the Bugle, and unlike when she was "Clark", Clara was fine with that. However, Lois did miss Superman, and even Clark a great deal.
                                                                            

One day, Clara decided that she would tell Lois the truth about everything. She hoped that she would understand. As she walked over to Lois, thinking of exactly what to say, suddenly there was bright flash of pink light that hit everyone right in front of her. These people were all instantly transformed before they knew what hit them.
                                                                         

                                                               This included Lois...
                                                                          

                                                                  ...Lombard...
                                                                          

                                                          ...and even Perry White.
                                                                               

Everyone was shocked and confused. Clara didn't know what was going on, but she knew that it looked like a job for Supergirl. As she sped out of the Daily Bugle, she noticed that many people on the streets had gone through similar transformations. There were attractive women everywhere with breasts ranging from porn star size to car sized.
                                                                                 

In the chaos, no one even noticed Clara quickly change into her Supergirl costume and take to the skies. She flew into the direction the beam had come from, and quickly spotted a massive laser of some kind mounted on the roof of a tall building. Her x-ray vision told her that the weapon was powered by pink kryptonite.
                                                                             

When she landed on the roof, she was surprised to see none other than Lex Luthor back in his normal form. He asked what took her so long, taunting his nemesis.
                                                                              
Supergirl told Luthor that she wasn't surprised that he was the cause of the current mayhem, and that he was going divulge the way to reverse the effects of pink kryptonite.
                                                                                   

Suddenly, her curvy cousin, Power Girl, arrived to back her up. She immediately smashed the laser.
                                                                   

                                         Supergirl felt like everything would soon be okay...
                                                                           

...that is, until an explosion of pink light engulfed the roof. Her breasts began to grow again, but not nearly as much as her cousin's whose already huge breasts expanded to the size of orca whales. Surprised, Power Girl suddenly rolled off of the building due to the massive weight on her chest as Luthor laughed manically. Supergirl knew that her Kryptonian cousin would survive the fall, but she feared for the people on the ground.

Thankfully, she never heard a loud boom as her enormously endowed cousin barely manged to keep herself in the air. Enraged, she fired her heat vision at Luthor. Oddly, the villain pulled out a small mirror and reflected the heat beams back at Power Girl. This should not have been possible by any means, but Power Girl narrowly dodged the heat beams ad flew in to crush Luthor with her monstrous mammary glands. Yet again, something unbelievable happened. Luthor snapped his fingers, and in an instant, Supergirl watch in horror as her heroic cousin's entire body shrank and transformed into that of a rat with six football-sized breasts. She landed right in Luthor's hands and squeaked angrily at the bald madman as he taunted her and hung her by her tail. Supergirl was in total disbelief. She couldn't move. She thought it all had to be some nightmare.

Supergirl was helpless to stop Luthor as he snapped his fingers and teleported the overly endowed rat that was once Power Girl to the rat infested sewers of Metropolis. She demanded to know how any of this was possible. Luthor could not use magic. It was then that the wicked smiling Luthor said that it was time for him to slip into something more comfortable. He suddenly spun himself into a whirlwind and revealed himself to be none other than...
                                                                           

...Mxyzptlk, the imp from the 5th Dimension. He informed Supergirl that spoiled heiress bimbo Lexxie Luthor, was currently having sex in her boyfriend's penthouse, and that pink kryptonite wasn't even real. It was all his doing. Supergirl felt completely defeated. The all-powerful imp told her that he had finally won the game. He had finally humiliated Superman, and he was ready for his prize.
                                                                            

Suddenly, the two of them were in Luthor's penthouse, and Clara was ready to "entertain" Mxyzptlk for eternity. The former superhero didn't know why she never saw it. Mxyzptlk was the sexiest, sweetest, smartest, most incredible being she had ever met. Clara was SO horny and only the imp was man enough for her. However, there was this weird feeling in the back of her mind that she couldn't completely ignore. She was nothing but Mxyzptlk's slave, but she felt that something about that wasn't right for some reason.

Even as she had sex with her master, she still couldn't shake the strange feeling. It was like feeling that she had forgotten something very important. It was like a word was on the tip of her tongue. She suddenly remembered a word that was complete gibberish. She whispered the word "Kltpzyxm" into her little lover's ear. Enraged, he immediately hurled her off of him as a dimensional portal opened behind the imp. Enraged, he transformed into a swirling mass of snarling monsters as he was sucked back into the 5th Dimension. Remembering that saying Mxyzptlk's name backwards was his only weakness, the Kryptonian's head began to clear.
                                                                            

A week later, Clara and the rest of the transformed citizens were adjusting the best that they could. All except Power Girl. Supergirl managed to find her and had Zatanna change her back. She also did eventually tell Lois the truth. It was a heavy blow for her, but Clara promised to be there for her.
                                                                        

"Stefanie Lombard" was no longer interested in Lois. Or women for that matter. In fact, her interests were beginning to lean further away from journalism as well.
                                                                                

"Perri White" decided to retire. The 67-year-old man had to get used to being a 19-year-old girl with more breast than she knew what to do with. After she made Jimmy Olsen head of the Bugle, they actually started dating.
                                                                          

          As for Clara's love life? Well she began dating her best friend, Bruce Wayne, of course.