Holiday Weight

          New Years Eve                                                                      

                                                                                             "Dude... you awake?"
                                          "........."
                                                                      

                                                                           "Well, I guess we're not 'dudes' anymore..."
                                 "Ugh! Go away!"
                                                                           

"Don't be like that, Kyle! Look, this curse is for real. We're girls... and look at the size of your ass!..."
                                                                               

                     "Oh my God, shut up, Daniel!"
                                              "It's 'Danielle' now. I went through with it... I- ...I fucked Todd..."
                                                                   

                             "You fucked my brother?!"                 
                             "Hey if you hadn't hooked up with my sister, we wouldn't be in this mess!"
                                                                            

"...Well... You know how boring it can be here in the lodge when our families do these joint holiday getaways together! My, parents didn't even let me bring Abby! ...I was horny..."

 
"Hey, my dad didn't let me bring Heather either! Which is why I suggested we go to the local bar and score some chicks."
               "Yeah, and when we got back, your sister zapped us both into chicks for being cheaters!"
                                                                                     

"Yeah, well you should've told Emily that you had a girlfriend BEFORE you let her suck your cock."
                                                                            

                        "Well you should've told me that she was studying magic in college!"
                                                                       

                           "Oh, also you should've warned me that she was fucking PSYCHO!"
                                                         "Umm... Don't look now, but your boobs just grew..."
                                                                         

                               "Ugh! Just get out! Go tell your sister to change me back!"
"Don't you think I tried that? She said that even if she wanted to change us back, she couldn't. Performing the curse took too much out of her. She'll probably sleep right through New Years! Plus, she's still learning curse magic." 
                                                                       

"Well, she deserves a fucking 'A' in THAT class! She turned me into a FREAK! I can't stay like this! What will people say?!"
                                          "Well, that's the thing. After I banged Todd I just became 'Danielle' to
                                           everyone except you and Emily. It's like 'Daniel Mills' never existed..."
                                                           

"What? But... You mean...? You mean I have to fuck a GUY, or else... I have to live a life of total humiliation?!"
                                "I think so... and you better do it fast, or I 'm pretty sure your tits and ass will
                                 just keep growing... Don't worry dude, it's not that bad."
                                                                        

"SHUT UP! GOD, this sucks! Where the hell am I even supposed to find a guy to screw anyway?! It's like a blizzard outside!"
                                                 "Well, I've been thinking about that... aaaaannnnnd..."
    "'Aaaaaannnnnd...' what? Why are you making that face?"             "Weeeeelllll..."
                                                                
   "Oh God, no... You don't mean..."         
                                          "Well, my dad has been pretty lonely since the divorce..."
                     "Oh... my... God..."

     New Years Day
                                                                         

"Yuck! I can't believe I kissed your friggin' DAD after the ball dropped and then we... we... God, I hope my parents didn't hear us..."
                                                                       

            "...Anyway, at least my lady lumps stopped swelling... (Gasp) Oh... my... God..."
                                                                   

"Yeah, Emily caught me trying to find a reversal spell in her school spellbook. Looks like we better get used to being 'Danielle and Kylie'..."