Prom

                                                               

"Dammit! God, I'm so sorry Harold. The doctor said that my boobs probably weren't done growing, but this is ridiculous! I guess this is what happens when the fattest kid in school catches the "Bimbo Virus". My dress is totally ruined. You're my best friend, and we were supposed to be each others dates to the prom, but I can't go in there like THIS!"
"Oh... yeah... Well, that's okay Gerald, I mean... "Gerri", we could just stay in here and... hang out..."