"God, I'm so beautiful! They can't possibly pay me enough for doing this silly photoshoot for this silly fashion magazine. This strange photographer says he has a special skill to make any model look even more beautiful than she already is, bringing out her '
true talents'... whatever
that means. Like he could improve on perfection..."
"...I'm Scarlett Fucking Johansson!"
So does she realize what's happened to her or will she wonder why none of her already sizeable bras and dresses no longer fit her? ;)
ReplyDeleteShe'll be oblivious until she sees the photos... or her reflection. :)
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