Justina Bieber

                                                  
Justin Bieber, the young pop star, was a household name. Most girls and even some women wanted him at one point or another.
                                                    
He had bizarrely good looks, negligible talent, and overconfidence. He even smiled in mugshots after his rowdy ways got him in trouble, knowing that he could easily make bail. Pretty much all men were more than fed up with the famous fool with feminine features. So one day, one of them decided to do something about it.
                                                                           

On April Fool's Day, Justin was goofing around with a prop knife backstage after appearing on a television show. It was then that he had a small package delivered to him. Confused, he opened it and found a small wooden box. Inside the box were two small crystal balls on a small, purple, velvet pillow. He assumed that it must have been some kind of April Fool's prank, but he didn't get the joke. He noticed a written note inside the box as well. It read: "Hey, since you probably don't have any balls of your own, I thought I'd send you some."
Justin rolled his eyes. It was a prank alright, but the note didn't say from who. Curious, he picked up the crystal ball on the right and examined it. It immediately began flashing purple and Justin began to feel strange. The ball was a magical object. Justin was terrified as the crystal ball transformed him.

Justin needed to sit down. He couldn't believe that he had been transformed into...
                           

                                                        ... a young Miley Cyrus.
He felt like a little girl. He started crying when the crystal ball wouldn't change him back. Then it donned on him. He got back up and ran to the box with the other crystal ball. Before frantic Justin could grab it, he noticed the corner of another piece of paper poking out from under the purple pillow. He quickly pulled the second note out and read it. It read: "So, 'Justina', how does it feel to be what us real men see you as? But, don't worry, the second crystal ball will instead change into what you truly want to be. Don't say I never gave you anything. Happy April Fool's day!"
Relieved, Justin immediately grabbed the second crystal ball and thought hard about turning back into his old self. However, he happened to be standing in front of a mirror. Looking at the form of Miley Cyrus instead of the reflection he was used to, a perverted thought crossed his mind. It was then that the crystal ball began to glow pink and he realized that he had made a terrible mistake.

                                                             Six Months Later 
                                                               

Justin was getting used to college... not to mention being an obscenely curvy Miley Cyrus lookalike. She had to quit her music career since it appeared that the second crystal ball had transformed her into a combination of what he truly saw the real Miley Cyrus as, and what he wanted Miley Cyrus to be: a dumb, horny, country-girl skank with massive curves. It also appeared that boys no longer hated Justin. In fact, they couldn't get enough of "Justina". The girls, on the other hand, were no longer fans, to say the least. They were planning to haze the curvy freshman with some pranks.