Despite being hungover, Peter warmly greeted every man and boy that said "Hello" to her, flirted with her, or even catcalled her in passing as she made her way home from another stranger's house one morning. She was walking a "Walk of Shame", but was too dumb to remember the shame part. Her parents had given up on keeping tabs on her and just let her come and go as she pleased. They had given up on trying to preserve what little dignity their former son and their family had left.
When Peter arrived at home, she was surprised to see a limousine parked out front. Even more confused than usual, she walked inside to ask her parents what was going on. Peter was used to her parents being in the kitchen with breakfast waiting every morning when she got in, so she walked right into the kitchen after she entered the house. Instead of her parents, three other people were waiting for her. She did not recognize two of them, but she certainly recognized the third...
It was none other than Katy Perry herself. Katy and the two young people she was with were happy to see that Peter had finally arrived. Peter was shocked and confused. She couldn't believe that the sexy idol she was forced to resemble just happened to be at her house waiting for her. Through a lot of stunned stammering, Peter managed to greet the pop star, apologize for looking like her, and ask where her parents were. It was then that Katy's young companions began to speak. To Peter's even further disbelief, they told her that they were, in fact, her parents. After recognizing that their voices and their way of speaking actually did sound like her parents', Peter nearly fainted. After the baffled Peter asked how they could possibly be her mother and father, the young couple explained everything.
Peter's newly young again parents explained that the real Katy Perry and her people had caught wind of a high school boy having accidentally been turned into an absurdly busty copy of her and had seen different photos and videos of Peter and her rowdy behavior that various people had taken and posted online, and decided to track her down. Katy said that she was angry at first, but then she and her people came up with an idea.
Since Katy's popularity and ticket sales had been steadily declining as a result of a lot of her fellow female superstars either undergoing magic-based procedures or simply suffering accidental magic-based body alterations were stealing all the attention. However, Katy refused to stoop to such exploitative tactics herself and forever ruin her body for a fad, but fortunately some poor kid had already done that to his body and transformed himself into Katy's ditzy doppelganger. With a few more alterations and a little training, Katy and her people figured that Peter would be the perfect person to take Katy's place in the limelight while the real Katy went into an early retirement on her private island.
They had already offered an obscene amount of money to Peter's parents to go along with this, but they refused. However, after Katy and her cosmetic wizard offered them their youth back in exchange for their permission, they decided to take them up on it, anxious for a fresh start in a new town. Though the deal was already made without her, and she was so easily manipulated, Peter didn't have much of a choice in the matter, but she was actually excited to live as the actual Katy Perry. After assuring Peter's parents that they would take excellent care of her, Katy and her entourage ushered Peter into the waiting limo, and off to her new life.
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