Peter had grown tired of her parents trying to hide her away. Even she could tell that they were ashamed of what their brilliant son had become, so wanting to get out of the house, she decided to sneak out one night.
Being under-aged and only having the ID of a high school boy, Peter could only flash a beautiful smile at the bouncer of the nightclub she found herself at, and hope that it worked. However, the bouncer barely even noticed the smile, or anything else besides Peter's massive mounds threatening to burst out of her straining shirt. He immediately let Peter into the club.
Peter was having a great time being a different kind of "bouncer"as she danced to the music. Everyone around her couldn't help but notice that she looked exactly like an overgrown Katy Perry. She danced with guy after guy, drank free drinks, exchanged numbers with men
and women, and took lots of pictures and videos. She told everyone the truth about who she was and what happened to her. This fascinated all the people that didn't just want to sleep with her.
Eventually, she had to pee, and in a drunken, more ditsy than usual state of mind, staggered into the Men's room out of habit.
A line then formed behind her followed by very satisfied men walking out of the restroom one by one...
Peter does it again! Her lack of intelligence is everyone else's gain. Think I could get her to come home with me? :D
ReplyDeleteOh yes. ; )
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